~~~ Hilarious Teacher and Student Jokes ~~~ TEACHER: Paul, go to the map and find Africa. Paul: Here it is! TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered Africa? CLASS: Paul! TEACHER: Jamie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have twenty years ago. Jamie: Me! TEACHER: Johnny, why do you […]
checkout this video in which how a student learning from his teacher. I am sure you can stop laughing on them at all…Amazing Arabs..!!!!!!!!!
#1 Q: A pizza and an apple were thrown down from the 15th floor. Which will reach down first? . . . A:The Pizza,as it’s fast food! #2 We Pronounce 22 As Twenty Two, 33 As Thirty Three, 44 As Forty Four, 55 As Fifty Five… Q: Then Why Don’t We Say 11 As Onety […]
#1 Ali: Dad, can you write in the dark? Father: I think so. What do you want me to write? Ali: Your name on this report card. #2 Teacher: ‘Ali, you know you can’t sleep in my class!’ Ali: ‘I know, but maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.’ #3 Teacher: What […]
Teacher to a sleepy student:Who invented Steam Engine?Student: What sir?Teacher: Yes that’s right. JAMES WATT.Moral: Sleeping improves your General Knowledge 😛 Teacher: Hadi! Join these two sentences together. I was cycling to school. I saw a dead body. Hadi: I saw a Dead Body Cycling to school. Employee: Arguing with your Boss is […]
Teacher: In this box, I have a 10-foot snake. Pupil : You can’t fool me, Teacher… snakes don’t have feet. Teacher: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects? Johnny : Don’t bite any Sammy: Dad, can you write in the dark? Father: I think so. What do you want me to write? Sammy: […]
Once a Professor was giving a lecture to the university students about power of positive attitude and thinking and the power of words. One of the students raised his hand and said, “I don’t think words can change anything. They are mere words. Like if I keep saying “Good fortune, Good fortune” that isn’t going […]
An airplane carrying politicians crashed into a field When the investigation officers arrived, they saw that the farmer to whom the field belonged had already buried the bodies of the politicians. Officers: Are you sure they were dead ? Farmer: Yes, I am 100% sure, although I heard few of them shout “Please help me […]
Farhan and Rehan were quarrelling when the Master entered the class Master: Why are you both quarrelling? Farhan: We found a 100 Rupee note on the road, and we have decided that the one who tells the biggest lie gets to keep it. Master Angrily: You both are so shameless! When I was your age, […]
Husband and wife conversation through sms Husband (in office): “Hello Dear, what are you doing?” Wife (at home): “I am dyeing…!” Husband jumps with happiness but says: “Oh no! My darling, how can I live without you?” Wife: “You idiot! I am dyeing my hair” Husband: “Damn English Language” ******* A college student was told […]
