Teacher Student Jokes – Hilarious !!!!

Teacher: In this box, I have a 10-foot snake.
Pupil : You can’t fool me, Teacher… snakes don’t have feet.

Teacher: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
Johnny : Don’t bite any

Sammy: Dad, can you write in the dark?
Father: I think so. What do you want me to write?
Sammy: Your name on this report card.

MOTHER: Why on earth did you swallow the money I gave you?
Johnny: You said it was my lunch money.

Pupil (on phone): My son has a bad cold and won’t be able to come to school today.
School Secretary: Who is this?
Pupil: This is my father speaking!

Son: I can’t go to school today.
Father: Why not?
Son: I don’t feel well
Father: Where don’t you feel well?
Son: In school!

Teacher: Where is your book, Johnny ?
Johnny: At home !
Teacher: And what is it doing there ?
Johnny: Having more fun than me !

A serious Question by a Student
If a single Teacher can’t teach us all the subjects then…
How could you expect a single student learn all the subjects ???

In a practical exam…
The Examiner showed the legs of an animal and said : Tell the animal’s name
Student: I don’t know
Examiner: You have failed the test. What is your name?
Student: You see my legs and tell what’s my name ! 😀