~~~ Hilarious Teacher and Student Jokes ~~~
TEACHER: Jamie, name one important thing we have today
that we didn’t have twenty years ago.
TEACHER: Johnny, why do you always get so dirty?
Johnny: Because I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are
TEACHER: “Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?”
Walter: “Sir, my Mom and Dad got married on the same day and same time.”
TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with “I.”
Ken: I is…
TEACHER: No, Ken….. Always say, “I am.”
Ken: Okay… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”
TEACHER: Gracy, why are you doing your math homework On the floor?
Gracy: You told me to do it without using tables!