When the investigation officers arrived, they saw that the farmer to whom the field belonged had already buried the bodies of the politicians.
Officers: Are you sure they were dead ?
Farmer: Yes, I am 100% sure, although I heard few of them shout “Please help me I am not dead”, I didn’t believe them, you know these politicians…they lie a lot.
The Principal of the School announced “Students who have parked their cycles in front of the entrance gate of the school, please move it to the parking area. Thank you”
After 1 hour Principal made another announcement, “All the 500 students who went to move 20 cycles please go back to their respective classes”
Teacher: You got Only 3 marks out of 100 and you are still laughing? Are you not ashamed of yourself?
Student: I am surprised to have got 3 marks. I had written lyrics of a song in the answer sheet LOL
A Husband gifted his wife a diamond bracelet on their wedding anniversary and the wife didn’t speak to him for a whole year.
Was that an artificial bracelet ?
NO ! “That was the deal made” he he he he