Husband and wife conversation through sms
Husband (in office): “Hello Dear, what are you doing?”
Wife (at home): “I am dyeing…!”
Husband jumps with happiness but says: “Oh no! My darling, how can I live without you?”
Wife: “You idiot! I am dyeing my hair”
Husband: “Damn English Language”
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A college student was told to make a signboard and
put it near the college campus to control the traffic
The signboard read:
“Please Drive Carefully
Don’t kill the Students
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.
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Wait for the Teachers…!”
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Two friends, Tom and Alex were lost in the Arabian Desert
After travelling for a whole day without water and food, they
noticed a Mosque
Tom said, “Great ! Let’s change our names to Ahamed and
Zahir and walk into the Mosque and ask them for some food and water.
Alex said, “No, I will stick to my actual name”
They went into the Mosque.
The Imam saw them and asked, “Who are you both?”
Tom said, “My name is Ahamed”
Alex said, “My name is Alex”
Imam told the inmates of Mosque, “Could someone please bring some
food and water for Alex ? And turned to Tom and said, “Ramadaan Mubaarak to you, Ahamed !!!”
Very good collection of jokes
I was highly energized by the jokes and they really made my day by removing some stress .
Two complimentary jokes for FFJ
CRYING HUSBANDS:
One man was crying non stop near a graveyard. Moved by this scenario one fellow who came to pray for his mother, asked the stranger,” Whose grave this one? Your’s wife or children or parent? The stranger said ” He was my wife’s ex-husband”. I am complaining to him ” How can you leave this world so early leaving all the miseries for me?’
another one
A bus full of housewives going on a picnic crashed with no survivors.
Each husband cried for a week, but one husband continued for more than two weeks.
When asked he replied miserably…
“My wife missed the bus”
Good. Please make joke section at least once in a week. Let the laugh virus spread among all your readers.
God willing, we will try to do that 🙂
nice one
Sara!!!!!! the jokes are HILARIOUS
Glad you enjoyed them ! 🙂
NIce
so funny thanks
superb jokes….
Good one!
Hillarious. Thanks