Good Jokes – Enjoy !


Husband and wife conversation through sms

Husband (in office): “Hello Dear, what are you doing?”

Wife (at home): “I am dyeing…!”

Husband jumps with happiness but says: “Oh no! My darling, how can I live without you?”

Wife: “You idiot! I am dyeing my hair”

Husband: “Damn English Language”


A college student was told to make a signboard and 
put it near the college campus to control the traffic

The signboard read:

“Please Drive Carefully

Don’t kill the Students


Wait for the Teachers…!”


Two friends, Tom and Alex were lost in the Arabian Desert
After travelling for a whole day without water and food, they
noticed a Mosque

Tom said, “Great ! Let’s change our names to Ahamed and
Zahir and walk into the Mosque and ask them for some food and water.

Alex said, “No, I will stick to my actual name”

They went into the Mosque.

The Imam saw them and asked, “Who are you both?”

Tom said, “My name is Ahamed”
Alex said, “My name is Alex”

Imam told the inmates of Mosque, “Could someone please bring some
food and water for Alex ? And turned to Tom and said, “Ramadaan Mubaarak to you, Ahamed !!!”

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13 Responses to Good Jokes – Enjoy !

  1. mohnooh May 5, 2014 at 11:28 PM #

    Very good collection of jokes

  2. ismaila baba January 15, 2014 at 6:36 PM #

    I was highly energized by the jokes and they really made my day by removing some stress .

  3. sharif123 January 15, 2014 at 3:26 PM #

    Two complimentary jokes for FFJ


    One man was crying non stop near a graveyard. Moved by this scenario one fellow who came to pray for his mother, asked the stranger,” Whose grave this one? Your’s wife or children or parent? The stranger said ” He was my wife’s ex-husband”. I am complaining to him ” How can you leave this world so early leaving all the miseries for me?’

    another one
    A bus full of housewives going on a picnic crashed with no survivors.
    Each husband cried for a week, but one husband continued for more than two weeks.
    When asked he replied miserably…
    “My wife missed the bus”

  4. sharif123 January 15, 2014 at 11:37 AM #

    Good. Please make joke section at least once in a week. Let the laugh virus spread among all your readers.

    • Sana - Editor FFJ January 15, 2014 at 11:57 AM #

      God willing, we will try to do that 🙂

  5. vivek shinestar December 14, 2013 at 8:02 PM #

    nice one

  6. ADEGOKE WAHAB October 25, 2013 at 7:43 PM #

    Sara!!!!!! the jokes are HILARIOUS

  7. Anu October 23, 2013 at 7:48 AM #


  8. abdelnasser October 22, 2013 at 1:39 PM #

    so funny thanks

  9. fathima a October 21, 2013 at 6:38 AM #

    superb jokes….

  10. Atiqul October 21, 2013 at 12:25 AM #

    Good one!

  11. sharif123 October 20, 2013 at 9:49 PM #

    Hillarious. Thanks