Teacher: ‘Ali, you know you can’t sleep in my class!’
Ali: ‘I know, but maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.’
Teacher: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is blue and the other is yellow with green spots!
Ali: Yes it’s really strange. I’ve got another pair of the same at home.
Ali: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn’t do?
Teacher: Of course not
Ali: Good, because I didn’t do my homework
Teacher: I wish you’d pay a little attention, Ali.
Ali: I’m paying as little as I can, teacher.
Ali: I don’t think I deserved zero in this test!
Teacher: I agree, but that’s the lowest mark I could give you!