10 Funny Jokes and Quotes which will make you realize how addicted people are to Facebook #1 Status: If I’m not on Facebook for more than 2 days… …Call the Police ! #2 Facebook is like a fridge. You know there is nothing new inside, but you check it out every ten minutes #3 I […]
Did You Know?! A woman’s “I’ll be ready in 5 minutes” and a Man’s “I’ll be home in 5 minutes” are exactly the same ! A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs. A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn’t need, because it’s on sale. Women always […]
#1 The most terrifying words in the English language are: I am from the Government and I am here to help – Ronald Reagan #2 The real threat to your freedom is not from men hiding in caves in the middle east wearing turbans. It’s from men wearing suits and ties in Washington D.c. #3 […]
Pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin. ******* Both of you stand together separately ******* Why are you looking at the monkeys outside when I am inside ? ******* Will you hang the calendar or else I will hang myself ******* I have 2 sons both are boys ******* Give me a red […]
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~~~ Hilarious Teacher and Student Jokes ~~~ TEACHER: Paul, go to the map and find Africa. Paul: Here it is! TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered Africa? CLASS: Paul! TEACHER: Jamie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have twenty years ago. Jamie: Me! TEACHER: Johnny, why do you […]
#1 Bath Theorem: When The Body Is Immersed In Water, The Telephone Rings. #2 Law Of Mechanical Repair: After Your Hands Become Coated With Grease Your Nose Will Begin To Itch. #3 Law Of The Workshop: Any Tool, When Dropped, Will Roll To The Least Accessible Corner. #4 Law Of Telephone: When You Dial A […]
Status: If I’m not on Facebook for more than 2 days… …Call the Police ! ******* Facebook is like a fridge. You know there is nothing new inside, but you check it out every ten minutes ******* I want to make my name on Facebook “NOBODY” so when I see someone post something stupid I […]
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Marriage is a relationship in which 1 person is always right and the other is always husband. *************** Wife and husband always compromise, husband admits that he’s wrong and wife too agrees with him. *************** Position of husband is like a split A.C. No matter how loud he is outside, but inside the house, he is designed […]
