In the middle of a trial, the judge asks the defendant: “You didn’t bring your attorney(Laywer) today?” “No, your honor. I’ve decided to tell the truth. ———————————— What are the 3 most frequent questions a lawyer asks? “How much money do you have?” “Where can you get more?” “Do you have anything you can sell?” […]
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The ABC of Marriage
Joke 1 After being married for 25 years a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her slowly…then said, “You’re A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H…. I, J, K.” She asks…… “What does that mean?” He said, “Admirable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fashionable, Gorgeous, Honey. She smiled happily and said….”Oh, […]
How Addicted to Facebook Are You ? True Lines !
10 Funny Jokes and Quotes which will make you realize how addicted people are to Facebook #1 Status: If I’m not on Facebook for more than 2 days… …Call the Police ! #2 Facebook is like a fridge. You know there is nothing new inside, but you check it out every ten minutes #3 I […]
The Most Infectious – Healthy Disease
Smiling is the most infectious Healthy Disease. Smiling is infectious, You catch it like the flu, When someone smiled at me today, I started smiling too. I passed around the corner, And someone saw my grin, When he smiled I realized, I’d passed it on to him. I thought about that smile, Then realized its […]
Students Hilarious Answers to Test Questions
Q: Ahmed works in an office. His computer is a stand-alone system. What is a stand-alone computer system ? A: It doesn’t come with a chair. Q: Give three ways to reduce heat loss in your home A: 1. Wear Thermal underwear 2. Move to Hawaii 3. Close the door Q: Deserts can be hot […]
What Do Women Want?
Young KSA Guy (Abdullah) was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Abdullah’s youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Abdullah would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after […]
Are You Planning to Marry?
“Darling,” said the husband to his wife, “I have invited my friend home for lunch.” “What? Have you gone crazy? The house is totally messy , I didn’t get any grocery, all the dishes are dirty, and I don’t feel like cooking any meal!” “I know all that.” “Then, why did you invite your friend?” […]
Want a job in Google?
A Jobless man applied for the position of ‘office boy’ at Google. The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test. ‘You are employed’ he said. Give me your e-mail address and I’ll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start.The man replied […]
Man & Woman – Beautiful Comparision
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. To be happy with a man you […]
Mental Aptitude Test – Pretty Amazing
The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of Psychiatry at Harvard University Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person over 50 years of age cannot do it! 1. This is this cat. 2. This is is cat. 3. This […]