Hilarious Student and Teacher + Police Jokes

academic,children,classrooms,education,geography,globes,maps,occupations,people,schools,students,teachers,womenTeacher to a sleepy student:
Who invented Steam Engine?
Student: What sir?
Teacher: Yes that’s right. JAMES WATT.
Moral: Sleeping improves your General Knowledge ๐Ÿ˜›


Teacher: Hadi! Join these two sentences together.
I was cycling to school. I saw a dead body.
Hadi: I saw a Dead Body Cycling to school.


Employee: Arguing with your Boss is like wrestling
With a Donkey in the Mud.
After some time
You Will Realize that
You are Getting Dirty and the Donkey is Enjoying it..!


Police: Have you caught the robber?
Sharef: No, but I found some traces of him.

Police Inspector : What?
Sharef : Finger prints.

Police Inspector : Where?
Sharef : On my cheek.

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11 Responses to Hilarious Student and Teacher + Police Jokes

  1. shakeel October 7, 2014 at 7:27 PM #

    Good nice jokes, they are for refreshment & laugh only,thanks.

  2. kvkarunakaran June 30, 2014 at 11:17 AM #

    Good jokes

  3. mad June 29, 2014 at 3:54 PM #

    With donkey in a mud what an imagery

  4. Saad June 16, 2014 at 4:36 PM #

    I agree. It would be better if any particular nation/country is not targeted in particular.

    But if they are taken just for fun, they are really funny. ๐Ÿ™‚

  5. um Abdullah June 16, 2014 at 2:00 PM #

    but please don’t use “Saudi teacher/Policeman” etc, as you have just back-bited how many millions of people like that. Use ‘teacher/policeman’ etc just.

  6. shakeel June 16, 2014 at 12:18 PM #

    Nice & funny , thanks

  7. shakil June 16, 2014 at 11:27 AM #

    Nice jokes….
    But does the average Saudi actually KNOW what MUD is…….

  8. Husain June 15, 2014 at 4:06 PM #

    Nice ones providing jokes do refresh souls and mind .

  9. ABDUL MATIN SHEIKH June 15, 2014 at 3:48 PM #