Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House in D.C. One from Bangladesh, another from India and the third, from China. They go with a White House official to examine the fence. The Bangladesh contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a […]
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3 Hilarious Farmer Jokes To Make Your Day !
Rocky, The Horse A visitor from another city drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Rocky. He hitched Rocky up to the car and yelled, “Pull, Barney, pull!” Rocky didn’t move. Then the farmer hollered, “Pull, Sally, pull!” Rocky […]
10 Hilarious One-Liners You Will Love !
10 Best and Latest One-Liners about Husband and Wife you will love to read ! #1 If a man suggests that you take a break from vacuuming the living room and relax what it means is he can’t hear the TV #2 Wife: What do you miss the most in your life ? Husband: Of […]
The Monkey Business !
Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for Rs 10 . The villagers seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them. The man bought thousands at Rs 10 and as supply started to diminish, […]
Animals + Dumbo In Train – Funny Jokes !
Why can’t the Tortoise fly? Once upon a time in a jungle, a little Tortoise decided to climb the tree. After hours of effort, he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground […]
True Friendship + 2 Hilarious Driving Jokes !
In a battle, a soldier prepared to bring this wounded friend back from the field. His captain said, “It’s of no use! Your friend must be dead”. But soldier still goes and brings back his friend. Seeing the dead body, Captain says, “I told you it’s of no worth. He’s dead”. The soldier replies with […]
What Did You Eat There ?
Two lions escape from a zoo. One of the lions had been captured from the jungle, so he runs back to the jungle. The other was born in the zoo itself – so is basically a city-slicker. He vanishes into the city. Three days later the jungle-lion is recaptured – and returned to the […]
Why Did The Millionaire Borrow 5000 Pounds ?
A gentleman walked into a bank in London and asked for the loan officer. He said he was going to US on business for two weeks and needs to borrow 5,000 Pounds. The Loan officer said the bank would need some kind of security for such a loan. So the gentleman handed over the keys […]
6 Very Funny Teacher And Student Jokes For You !
#1 Ali: Dad, can you write in the dark? Father: I think so. What do you want me to write? Ali: Your name on this report card. #2 Teacher: ‘Ali, you know you can’t sleep in my class!’ Ali: ‘I know, but maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.’ #3 Teacher: What […]
3 Hilarious Jokes That Will Make Your Day !
#1 When I went to the dentist last month, he told me that he has to pull one of my teeth. I asked him how much it’s going to cost? He replied, “1000 Rupees!” I said “1000 Rupees !? It only takes one minute !” He smiled and replied, “I could make it take a […]