What Did You Eat There ?

Two lions escape from a zoo.

One of the lions had been captured from the jungle, so he runs back to the jungle.

The other was born in the zoo itself – so is basically a city-slicker. He vanishes into the city.

Three days later the jungle-lion is recaptured – and returned to the zoo.

A month passes, then two, three…..

but city-lion is not traceable!

Finally, after six months later the city-lion is also recaptured and brought back to the zoo.

Jungle-lion is amazed to see his friend.

Jungle-lion: For God’s sake, how were you able to evade these guys for 6 whole months?!

City-lion: Kuchh nahi yaar ! (Nothing much, dude!)

I just went to a government office and hid behind a huge pile of dusty files that they have there.

Jungle-lion: But what did you eat there?

City-lion: Oh! there was an unlimited supply of government servants.

Whenever I ate one, they hired five more.

Nobody did any work anyway, so nobody missed the ones I ate.

Jungle-lion: Wow! But, then how did you get caught?

City-lion: Galti kar gaya yaar… (I did just one mistake…)

One day I ate the chai-wala (Tea Seller).

The whole office stopped working.

They launched a massive hunt for the Chaiwala.

And I got caught!!!