#1 Life is about Balance. Be Kind, but don’t let people Abuse you. Trust, but don’t be Deceived. Be Content, but never stop Improving Yourself #2 Never use the past to justify your present actions in an argument. People and circumstances change So it’s best to settle matters and move on. #3 Before you speak… […]
A “Husband Shopping Center” has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store has five floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch: As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if […]
Below is a Hilarious telephone conversation between a Chinese and an Englishman. The Caller is a Chinese and the Receiver is an Englishman. Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan ? Receiver : Yes, you can speak to me. Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan! Receiver : You are talking to someone! Who is […]
Equation 1 Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy Donkey = eat + sleepTherefore: Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy Therefore: Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work In other words, A Human that doesn’t know how to enjoy = Donkey that works. ++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ ++ ++ Equation 2 Man = […]
Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6am. While his coffee pot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG). He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA ), designer jeans ( MADE IN SINGAPORE ) and […]
Bill Gates organized an interview to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One of them is Jose from Kerala Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave. 2000 people leave the room. Jose says to himself, ‘I do not […]
Football World Cup 2014 A man takes his seat at FIFA world cup final in Brazil. He looks to his right & notices that there is a spare seat between himself & the next guy. Man asks the guy: “who on Earth would ever miss the FIFA world cup final?” Guy: “That was my wife’s […]
#1 Dumbo’s son: Dad there is some one at the door to collect donations for a swimming pool. Dumbo: Give him a glass of water. #2 Jumbo: Why are you burying your driving license ? Dumbo: Because it is expired #3 Jumbo: I have seen your ATM card Password. It is **** Dumbo: You are […]
Early one morning, a lady went in to wake up her son. “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school!” “But why Mom? I don’t want to go.” “Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go.” “Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!” “Oh, that’s no […]
A sardar living in Australia goes to Woolworths (A grocery store in Australia ).He finds cat food at special prices. He picks a dozen cans of cat food and goes to the payment counter . The Manager gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy cannot have a cat and will probably feed cat food to […]
