10 Hilarious One-Liners You Will Love !

10 Best and Latest One-Liners about Husband and Wife you will love to read !


If a man suggests that you take a break from vacuuming the living room and relax
what it means is he can’t hear the TV

Wife: What do you miss the most in your life ?
Husband: Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most

When a newly married woman smiles, all know why, but when a ten-years married woman smiles, all wonder why.

Every time you talk to your wife, your mind should remember that… ‘This conversation will be recorded for Training and Quality purpose’

There is only one thing for a man to do who is married to a woman
who enjoys spending money, and that is enjoy earning it.

Men lie about their jobs, drive cars they can’t afford, wear toupees and loose shirts
that hide their stomachs, and say they want a “real woman” Hypocrisy ???

Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

Women need to cry. And they won’t do it alone unless they know you can hear them.

Children – You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk.
Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

The best reason to divorce or break-up with a man is for health reasons you’re sick of him.

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3 Responses to 10 Hilarious One-Liners You Will Love !

  1. kvkarunakaran June 18, 2015 at 12:51 PM #

    very good

  2. sharif123 May 28, 2015 at 6:11 PM #

    I think, Joke#8 is the most practical one