True Friendship + 2 Hilarious Driving Jokes !

Hermandad_-_friendshipIn a battle, a soldier prepared to bring this wounded friend back from the field.

His captain said, “It’s of no use! Your friend must be dead”.

But soldier still goes and brings back his friend.
Seeing the dead body, Captain says, “I told you it’s of no worth. He’s dead”.

The soldier replies with moist eyes, “No sir, it was really of worth”

When I got to him, my friend saw me, smiled and said his last words:


After accident, Male Driver angrily said,
“I turned the headlights on and off and told you to let me go first”

Female Driver –“I also started the wipers to tell you NO, No, NO”

The Male Driver fainted

Judge: ‘But if you saw the woman driving towards you, why didn’t you give her half the road?’
Male Driver: ‘I was going to, Your Honour, as soon as I could find out which half she wanted.’

(Note: Above jokes are not meant to offend anyone. We make jokes about both men and women.
So just read them and have a laugh :D)

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4 Responses to True Friendship + 2 Hilarious Driving Jokes !

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