When I went to the dentist last month, he told me that he has to pull one of my teeth. I asked him how much it’s going to cost? He replied, “1000 Rupees!” I said “1000 Rupees !? It only takes one minute !” He smiled and replied, “I could make it take a lot longer if you want!!!”
Some Police officers saw him and wanted to make some money off him so they stopped him and asked “Hey! what are you carrying and where are you going” ?
The man said
(You will love the answer)
“I do not like where I was buried so I am relocating”
The Police Officers Fainted !!!
I hired a new maid last year but she wasn’t doing a great job. I called her into the study and told that I was sorry, but I was going to have to let her go. I tipped her an extra 200 Rupees and thanked her for her services. As she was leaving she threw a 100 Rupee note to our dog, Tommy. I asked her, “What was that for?” She replied, “Can’t forget my helper! Tommy has a great tongue, and always helped me do the dishes !”