Status: If I’m not on Facebook for more than 2 days…
…Call the Police !
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Facebook is like a fridge. You know there is nothing new inside,
but you check it out every ten minutes
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I want to make my name on Facebook “NOBODY” so when I see
someone post something stupid I can like it, and it will say
“Nobody Likes This”
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Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at a cool table in
a cafeteria at a Mental Hospital
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Facebook is like a jail.
You sit around, waste time,
have a profile picture, write on walls and get poked by
guys you don’t really know.
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Behind every successful status update on Facebook is
“CTRL+C” & “CTRL+V”
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Do you want to make money from Facebook ?
It’s easy…
Just go to your account settings,
Deactivate your account, and GO TO WORK !
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So grateful for Facebook…
Otherwise I would have to phone 523 people
every morning to let them know what I had for breakfast
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New Wedding Style
Priest: Do you agree to change your Facebook status from
Single to Married ?
Bridegroom: Yes !
Bride: Yes !
Priest: Congratulations ! Your profile has been updated
successfully. You are now Husband and Wife. You may now
upload your wedding pictures and don’t forget to “Tag me!”
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Sir, your account has been hacked….
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Facebook ???
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No Sir, your Bank Account
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Oh Thank God !!!
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