Joke 1 (Scene from a Jeddah home) Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Husband: Yes, I see your […]
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12 Funny And True Quotes About Life !
#1 In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refust to sleep #2 Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the Universe and he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he’ll have to touch it […]
10 Hilarious One-Liners You Will Love !
10 Best and Latest One-Liners about Husband and Wife you will love to read ! #1 If a man suggests that you take a break from vacuuming the living room and relax what it means is he can’t hear the TV #2 Wife: What do you miss the most in your life ? Husband: Of […]
20 Famous Replies By Programmers – Very Funny !
I am sure that every IT Professional has funny stories to share while working with programmers and software developers. Programmers are a very creative and gifted bunch, but they are no strangers to frustration when their work doesn’t give expected results. Counting down from 20, let’s take a look at most common replies that the […]
11 Hilarious Quotes To Make Your Day !
#1 All my life I thought air was free… Until I bought a bag of chips #2 Definition of Poor When you have too much month at the end of your money #3 Employee: I need a six month vacation… Twice a year ! #4 Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage […]
15 Hilarious Reasons Why They Didn’t Get The Job !
15 Really Funny Job interview Stories #1 An applicant said she was a “people person”, not a “numbers person”, in her interview for an accounting position. #2 Candidate told the interviewer that he was fired from his last job for beating up his boss. #3 Applicant smelled his armpits on the way to the interview […]
6 Unforgettable Rhetorical Quotes By Indian Politicians !
Indians will NEVER forget the famous statements made by their politicians. Check out these interesting posters that interpret visually popular public statements made by Indian Politicians #1 Narendra Modi’s (Present prime Minister of India) poll-time promise of “Achhe Din Aane Waale Hain” – “Good Days Are About To Come” People of India are still […]
6 Awesome Political Jokes And One Liners
“Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.” —Will Rogers *** I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them. *** A promising youth must go into politics so that he can go on promising […]
Husband & Wife Jokes – Hilarious !!!
Q: How do you save your husband from drowning in a pool ? A: By taking your leg off his head. *** Q: What is a husband’s idea of helping with housework? A: Lifting his legs so you can vacuum-clean. *** Q: What do you immediately figure out about a well-dressed man? A: His wife […]
“Straight From Heart” Matrimonial Profiles – Ultimate Humour !!!
Here are a few Partner preference descriptions taken from matrimonial profiles Note: Please recheck your English grammar after reading this i wish for very simple guy. from educated family from UP state she is also know about his religion, and other homework (Homework ??? She’s probably looking for a housekeeper too) ******* i need a […]