Funny Marriage Quotes – Must Read!!

Marriage is a relationship in which 1 person is always right
and the other is always husband.

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Wife and husband always compromise,
husband admits that he’s wrong and wife too agrees with him.

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Position of husband is like a split A.C. No matter how loud he is outside,
but inside the house, he is designed to remain silent, cool & controlled by remote.

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When a married man says: “I’ll think about it” ,
What he really means that, He doesn’t know his wife’s opinion yet

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Husband is the head of the family, But wife is the Neck of the family.
And the Neck can turn the Head exactly the way she wants

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A line written on a Husband’s T shirt :
ALL GIRLS ARE DEVIL BUT MY WIFE IS QUEEN…………………OF THEM.

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Never laugh at your wife’s choices… (You are on of them…)

Never be Proud of Your Choices… (Your Wife is one of them…)