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Funny Car Name Definitions

FIAT: Failure in Italian Automotive Technology. FORD: For Only Rough Drivers. HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing’s Drivable And Inexpensive VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object. PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything. KIA: Kills In Accidents (more…)

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True Quotes: Funny & Interesting

-Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. -Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn’t find anyone to copy it from. -What do you mean, my birth certificate expired? -Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else. -I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and […]

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