During a visit to the mental hospital, the press reporter asked the Director ‘How do You determine whether or not a patient should be admitted to the Hospital.’ ‘Well,’ said the Director, ‘we fill up a bathtub, then we give a Teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him to empty the Bathtub.’ […]
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Love your JOB, no matter what you do…
Get Yourself A Train Too
photo credit: Fabio Penna A Sheikh’s son goes to London for his Masters. A month later, he sends a letter to his parents saying: “London is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but I’m a bit ashamed to arrive to school with my gold BMW when all my professors travel by train.” […]
3 Doll in Man’s Life – Funny
The three Dolls in a man’s life are: 1……..His Daughter, ‘Baby doll’ 2……..His Sister, ‘Big doll’ . . . . . 3……..His Wife, ………‘Panadol ‘.
Quit Drinking !! – Simply Superb
A man walks into a bar in London and ordered 3-glasses of beer and sits in the backyard of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes, he comes back to the bar counter and orders 3 more. The bartender asks him, “You know, beer goes flat after I […]
Truly Hilarious..(In Hindi) – Laluji
Laloo is an Famous Indian politician One day Laloo was travelling by his car. He was going to a village for campaigning. Suddenly a piglet came before the car. The driver couldn’t hit the brake at the right time and unfortunately the baby pig was killed in the accident. At the sight Laloo was deeply […]
Cunning Woman – Nice Joke
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it’s a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in mysterious ways. After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers. The […]
INSTALLING HUSBAND!!!
INSTALLING HUSBAND!!! A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other […]
Life without Email or Internet!!
A jobless man applied for the position of “office boy” at Microsoft. The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test. “You are employed.” He said.” Give me your e-mail address and I’ll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start.” The man […]
Cool Jokes!
1.An old man was walking along the road. A car stopped near him and a got out of it. He asked the old man, Sir, shall I give you a lift? The old man replied, No need I live on the ground floor. 2. Two pupils were fighting outside the examination hall. The teacher came […]