Cool Jokes!

1.An old man was walking along the road. A car stopped near him and a got out of it. He asked the old man,
Sir, shall I give you a lift?
The old man replied,
No need I live on the ground floor.

2. Two pupils were fighting outside the examination hall. The teacher came out and said:
T : Why are you fighting?
S : Teacher, he left his answer sheet blank
T : Why should that bother you?
S : I too left my answer sheet blank
T : So what?
S : The teacher will think that we have copied from each other.

3. Fahad : Sameer, which is this crop in the farm?
Sameer: This is cotton from which clothes are made.
Fahad: Then when will shirts and pants grow on it?

4. Teacher : Why are you late?
Student : Because there was a sign which tells School ahead, go slow.

5. A : Why have you kept the newspaper in the fridge?
B : Because it is full of HOT NEWS.

6. Professor : What three words are the most used by college students?
Student : I don’t know.
Professor : Absolutely correct.

7. Conductor : Why are you getting an extra ticket?
Passenger : If I lose one ticket, the other would save me.
Conductor : What would you do if you lose both?
Passenger : I am not a fool. I have my bus pass.
Conductor : ????????

8. Lady : The design of the sari is excellent. But the colour is not good.
Salesman : Dont worry mam. The colour will disappear after the first wash.

9. Teacher : I killed a person, convert this sentence into future tense.
Student : The future tense you will go to jail.

10. Mother : Reena, tell me why does a bear have its body covered with hair?
Daughter : Actually Mom, there is no barber in the forest.