INSTALLING HUSBAND!!! A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as: Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?




DEAR Madam,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. Html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband1.0should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2..0 and Flowers 3.5..

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Good Looks 7.7.

Good Luck Madam!

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12 Responses to INSTALLING HUSBAND!!!

  1. Wasim October 15, 2012 at 4:52 PM #

    good and sincere advice.

  2. sk ashif September 20, 2012 at 5:14 PM #

    haha! very funny!

  3. Zafar Iqbal September 18, 2012 at 6:37 PM #

    So true you know!!!!!!!!!!! How we all change – just after the wedding!

    And you did it again, dear SARA::::: the wedding AD!!!!

  4. Junedayz July 27, 2011 at 8:36 PM #

    very true…

  5. jaff October 22, 2010 at 1:19 PM #


  6. Baba G May 25, 2010 at 9:52 PM #

    Nice one

  7. Abdulsalam April 2, 2010 at 2:17 AM #

    It,s really good, it will work

  8. Ghouse Khan March 30, 2010 at 9:30 AM #

    Gud thought…..Husband’s always like household and beautiful wifes

  9. Yakubu Erena March 28, 2010 at 4:10 AM #

    I find this very interesting and amazing!!

  10. lotfy March 27, 2010 at 10:47 AM #

    oh it is very interresting

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  12. Shakir March 26, 2010 at 7:46 PM #

    Very nice