Truly Hilarious..(In Hindi) – Laluji

Laloo is an Famous Indian politician

One day Laloo was travelling by his car. He was going to a village for campaigning. Suddenly  a piglet came before the car.

The  driver couldn’t hit the brake at the right time and unfortunately the baby pig was  killed in the accident. At the sight Laloo was deeply moved and felt very upset.

He called the  driver and said ,””We will gave to give compensation, Go and get his owner” Jiska e suuar   hai hum usko compensesan dena  chahta hoon.  Usko dhundke lav”.

At his words the driver went  to the nearest village and came back  after some time with a tilak on his forehead, garlands around his neck and lots of money in his hands!!!

Laloo was surprised. He  asked, (Why are you coming with Garlands?) “Hum tumko kaha tha ke uss aadmi  ko laiye,aur tum aise wapas aayeho! baat kya hai?”

At this the driver replied”. I told them about the incident. Hearing  it, they rejoiced, put tilak and garlands on me, then danced for some time and gave this money.”

Laloo then asked him, “Aap unko eg-jectly kaa bole?” (What did you exactly tell them?)

The driver replied:
(I just told them I am Lalu’s Driver and I have killed the Pig’s Son)
“Main bas itna hi bol paya, mein Laloo Prasad Yadav ka driver hoon,   maine suaar ke bachhe ko mar dala hai……..

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4 Responses to Truly Hilarious..(In Hindi) – Laluji

  1. Zafar Iqbal September 3, 2012 at 1:15 PM #

    This is too loaded, please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. khani March 21, 2010 at 4:36 PM #

    very nice jokes. i like very much. thanks.

  3. imraan khan March 19, 2010 at 8:26 PM #

    lovely joke…

  4. khawaja March 19, 2010 at 12:44 PM #

    Allthough we should be respecting the leader, been voted by any socity.BUTT what the hack,Also hated by some others.
    If others who are not from these two groups give there openion
    The joke is fect of life.