Cunning Woman – Nice Joke

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it’s a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in mysterious ways. After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers. The woman says, ‘So, you’re a man. That’s interesting. I’m a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There’s nothing left, but we’re unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should be friends and live in peace for the rest of our days.’

Flattered, the man replies, ‘Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a sign from God! But you’re still at fault…women shouldn’t be allowed to drive.’ The woman continues, ‘And look at this, here’s another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn’t break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.’

She hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, ‘Aren’t you having any?’

The woman replies, ‘No. I think I’ll just wait for the police…’

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25 Responses to Cunning Woman – Nice Joke

  1. Jamil Ahmed March 31, 2014 at 7:45 PM #

    Intelligent woman!

  2. Ahmad Ibraheem October 12, 2012 at 12:41 AM #

    Hi sara! Besides gender bias, its a smart one!

  3. Wasim August 2, 2012 at 4:10 PM #

    playing with the emotions/feelings is a greater crime than the wrong driving…

  4. Mohammad Ahsanul Haque July 22, 2012 at 3:29 PM #

    It’s a good joke, but the title isn’t good. We should not consider that woman smart. She is just a cheat. I like everything of this site for the reason of morality. I hope Sara will consider it.

    • Sara - Admin July 23, 2012 at 12:07 PM #

      Rightly said Ahsanul Haque.
      I have changed the subject to ‘Cunning Woman’.
      Thanks for your suggestion.

    • A. G. Fancy October 10, 2012 at 1:43 PM #

      Not CUNNING but a SMART WOMAN.

  5. bassey April 15, 2012 at 7:48 PM #

    How nice…:)))))))))))))))))))))

  6. Tina December 7, 2011 at 5:55 PM #

    we`re always smart ๐Ÿ™‚ย 

    poor man !_! she made him fool ๐Ÿ˜›

  7. Shamshuddin Navalur September 9, 2011 at 4:07 AM #

    This is hereditary disease, since Adam fell in the trap of Eve to eat the apple (incited by Satan).

    Shamshuddin Navalur, Pune, India ย 

  8. YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni September 8, 2011 at 9:43 PM #

    haaa lmao i dont really know if this was really a guy, men are smarterย  jkjk LOL ๐Ÿ˜›
    she screwed him over lol

  9. Abier Al.Madfah September 8, 2011 at 6:53 AM #

    Women are just so smart ๐Ÿ˜€

  10. Ismail Rifai August 13, 2011 at 9:47 AM #

    nice one!!!

  11. mustafa July 23, 2011 at 4:31 PM #

    well why would a woman have wine in her car

  12. mustafa m dodh November 18, 2010 at 2:50 PM #

    too smart

  13. ramzi August 19, 2010 at 9:01 AM #

    allover the girls make the boys fool.and the boys accept as award

  14. saira July 3, 2010 at 5:12 PM #

    larkion se mil k larkon ki aqal ko kya ho jata hy:) lols………its just a joke

  15. MaDeenThenMaLife June 8, 2010 at 8:58 PM #

    haha that was funny ๐Ÿ˜›

    how the man fell for her…

  16. Volma May 14, 2010 at 10:52 PM #


    hehehe lol! ๐Ÿ˜›

  17. ahmad April 17, 2010 at 9:43 PM #

    yeah really smart

  18. Futoun April 7, 2010 at 6:43 PM #

    so wicked ๐Ÿ˜€

  19. saad April 7, 2010 at 11:07 AM #

    zabardast. humari kaom ko esi zaheen khwateen ki sakhat zarurat hai……..aur esay chuddoo mardoon ki bi…hahaha…..lolzzzzzzzzz

  20. Nasir Khan March 29, 2010 at 12:57 PM #

    makkaar hoti hain ye Awratain, bacho en se bhayya

  21. soso March 21, 2010 at 6:31 AM #

    smart.. smart.. smart.. woman

  22. Shahid March 19, 2010 at 10:27 PM #

    it is only a drama.

  23. zee March 18, 2010 at 7:19 PM #

    it wasn’t the woman who was smart, it was the man who was dull, or who was bullheaded.