A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it’s a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in mysterious ways. After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers. The woman says, ‘So, you’re a man. That’s interesting. I’m a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There’s nothing left, but we’re unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should be friends and live in peace for the rest of our days.’
Flattered, the man replies, ‘Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a sign from God! But you’re still at fault…women shouldn’t be allowed to drive.’ The woman continues, ‘And look at this, here’s another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn’t break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.’
She hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, ‘Aren’t you having any?’
The woman replies, ‘No. I think I’ll just wait for the police…’
Intelligent woman!
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Hi sara! Besides gender bias, its a smart one!
playing with the emotions/feelings is a greater crime than the wrong driving…
It’s a good joke, but the title isn’t good. We should not consider that woman smart. She is just a cheat. I like everything of this site for the reason of morality. I hope Sara will consider it.
Rightly said Ahsanul Haque.
I have changed the subject to ‘Cunning Woman’.
Thanks for your suggestion.
Not CUNNING but a SMART WOMAN.
How nice…:)))))))))))))))))))))
we`re always smart ๐ย
poor man !_! she made him fool ๐
This is hereditary disease, since Adam fell in the trap of Eve to eat the apple (incited by Satan).
Shamshuddin Navalur, Pune, India ย
haaa lmao i dont really know if this was really a guy, men are smarterย jkjk LOL ๐
she screwed him over lol
Women are just so smart ๐
nice one!!!
well why would a woman have wine in her car
too smart
allover the girls make the boys fool.and the boys accept as award
larkion se mil k larkon ki aqal ko kya ho jata hy:) lols………its just a joke
haha that was funny ๐
how the man fell for her…
“Womens”!!!!
hehehe lol! ๐
yeah really smart
so wicked ๐
zabardast. humari kaom ko esi zaheen khwateen ki sakhat zarurat hai……..aur esay chuddoo mardoon ki bi…hahaha…..lolzzzzzzzzz
makkaar hoti hain ye Awratain, bacho en se bhayya
smart.. smart.. smart.. woman
it is only a drama.
it wasn’t the woman who was smart, it was the man who was dull, or who was bullheaded.