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Are You Planning to Marry?

By on September 21, 2017 in ar, Jokes

“Darling,” said the husband to his wife, “I have invited my friend home for lunch.”

“What? Have you gone crazy? The house is totally messy , I didn’t get any grocery, all the dishes are dirty, and I don’t feel like cooking any meal!”

“I know all that.”

“Then, why did you invite your friend?”

“Because the poor fellow is thinking about getting married.” -:)

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25 Responses to Are You Planning to Marry?

  1. Jola Animashaun July 20, 2014 at 12:25 PM #

    Lol. :D.

  2. mythili April 18, 2013 at 3:19 PM #

    Nice joke but it is not the fact.

  3. P.Callychurn March 26, 2013 at 1:05 PM #

    Seeing is beleiving. No amount of advice or explanation would really help.

  4. wasim April 26, 2012 at 11:04 AM #

    true STORY of a sincere FRIEND 🙂

  5. Anonymous February 27, 2012 at 5:43 AM #

    interesting

  6. Afaadhel February 25, 2012 at 12:37 PM #

    Are You Planning to Marry?

  7. Elijah akunga February 24, 2012 at 1:31 PM #

    good joke

  8. Ajman1973 February 24, 2012 at 6:37 AM #

    nice!

  9. manar February 23, 2012 at 5:09 PM #

    Jokes amusing and fun actually I hope you continue and conciliation

  10. Shahidkhanmay February 23, 2012 at 4:18 PM #

    good like it
     

  11. Hafsah February 23, 2012 at 4:15 PM #

    soo lame

  12. Similoud February 23, 2012 at 12:28 PM #

    The fellow is the husband herself isn’t she?

  13. Ghm February 23, 2012 at 10:28 AM #

    Nothing new about it, IT IS A BORN TRUTH.  HA HA 

  14. Agm370 February 23, 2012 at 10:23 AM #

    wonderful, but why all the blames on the lady ? Dont the men also make the household messy?  agm

    • IamActuallyMe March 19, 2012 at 11:51 AM #

      Men make the mess and we” the women” have to clean it >..<

      =|

  15. Muayad February 23, 2012 at 10:19 AM #

    Nice joke….may be not always it is true but we have to laugh…..thanks

  16. Sami El-Bayoumi February 23, 2012 at 8:35 AM #

    I did like it. I asked my wife to read it and we both smiled at it. I can say with happiness “this is one of the rare times when I and my wife agree at something nice and smile together” it was funny and pleasant. Sure, you must know why I did like it.
    Thank you

    • Sara February 25, 2012 at 1:10 PM #

      nice to know your wife enjoyed 🙂

  17. Maddy Vora February 23, 2012 at 8:31 AM #

    old one 🙁

  18. Mutlaq M. Qanah February 23, 2012 at 8:18 AM #

    Not all wives like this one. One of the reasons for a happy life is
    a good obedient wife, a spacious house, and fast
    transporter. I encourage all single young men to speed up to marry, and not to listen for such nonsense.

    • Anonymous February 24, 2012 at 7:47 PM #

      of course, most wives if not all aren’t like that

      but men just like to make fun of their wives 🙂

      no offense to the women

      EDIT: and please don’t put all those spaces

      you just have to love the edit button here 😉

  19. HAIDER ALI786 February 23, 2012 at 7:37 AM #

    HAHAHAHAHAA NICE ONE

  20. Ramadan February 23, 2012 at 7:09 AM #

    I do Like it, I think such a joke can be called black comedy, LOL

  21. Bitar Bassam February 23, 2012 at 7:09 AM #

    ….BUT ACTUALLY IN GENERAL WOMEN ARE ALWAYS READY AND PREPARED FOR FAMILY  HOUSE MISSIONS   .
    OFCOURSE THERE ARE SOME EXCEPTIONALS ,LIKE WHAT HAPPENNED WITH THIS WIFE ,DUE TO OVERLOAD OF HER DUTIES  .

  22. SeriouslyConcernedHubby February 23, 2012 at 6:22 AM #

    I think, this is partly true. It happens with many husbands these days!