The ABC of Marriage

Joke 1

After being married for 25 years a wife asked her husband to describe her.

He looked at her slowly…then said, “You’re A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H…. I, J, K.”

She asks…… “What does that mean?”

He said, “Admirable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fashionable, Gorgeous, Honey.

She smiled happily and said….”Oh, that’s so lovely…..

What about I, J, K?”

He said, “I’m Just Kidding!”

His eye is still swollen….but it will get better….


Joke 2

At dinner party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?

The other replied, “Yes I am, I married the wrong man.”


Joke 3

Most Wives Give Their Husbands Sound Advice.

“99% Sound, 1% Advice!


11 Responses to The ABC of Marriage

  1. Md rafiq October 22, 2017 at 12:55 PM #

    Thanks a lot

  2. Dr Aftab Ahmed Kandhro February 18, 2013 at 12:14 PM #

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Great.

  3. Yunus February 14, 2013 at 3:08 AM #

    Our women seems to get ‘wiser’ as the marriage progresses

  4. sharif123 February 9, 2013 at 12:05 AM #

    2nd joke is best.

  5. umar shago May 29, 2012 at 1:04 PM #

    if I were the first woman I’ll probably slap him, and then kiss him. cause he made me happy at the same time he took it way.
    for the second woman however she gave the right answer but in negative way.anyhow I really enjoy your jokes. I love ’em!

  6. umar shago May 29, 2012 at 1:00 PM #

    If I were the first woman, I’ll probably slap him, then kiss him cause he is really hilarious.
    for the second woman she give very positive answer unfortunately it wasn’t what was expected. however I love your jokes.

    • Vijay May 29, 2012 at 1:35 PM #

      For the second V E R Y V E R Y Negative answer.

      • umar shago May 30, 2012 at 4:56 PM #

        why do think so 😀 may be sh was force to married him, so saying that I don’t think is negative:) and you know what, may be she found the answer rather stupid.

        • vijay May 30, 2012 at 9:13 PM #

          Ok… assume she is forced to marry, not every man is wrong am i right? 🙂

  7. aisha May 29, 2012 at 12:33 PM #

    seriosly,your jokes are so funnny

  8. Nizam HM May 28, 2012 at 8:57 PM #

    Good to laugh or relax after a strenuous work.