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Students Hilarious Answers to Test Questions

By on September 29, 2017 in ar, Interesting, Jokes

MH900399577Q: Ahmed works in an office. His computer is a stand-alone system.
What is a stand-alone computer system ?
A: It doesn’t come with a chair.

Q: Give three ways to reduce heat loss in your home
A: 1. Wear Thermal underwear
2. Move to Hawaii
3. Close the door

Q: Deserts can be hot or cold. Name a hot desert and a cold desert.
A: Hot desert – Apple and Passionfruit crumble
Cold desert – Jelly and ice cream

Q: Name five animals living specifically in Arctic region
A: Two Polar Bears and Three Seals

Q: Give a brief explanation of the meaning of the term “hard water”
A: ICE

Q: Eman is driving her car. She is travelling at a speed of 50feet/second and speed limit is 30mph. Is Eman speeding ?
A: She could find out by checking her speedometer

Q: Upon ascending the throne the first thing Queen Victoria did was to…..
A: SIT DOWN

Q: What do we call the science of classifying living things ?
A: Racism

Q: What is the chemical formula for water?
A: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O (H to O)

Q: When did second world war start and end ?
A: From page number 25 to page number 45

Q: What ended in 1945 ?
A: 1944


31 Responses to Students Hilarious Answers to Test Questions

  1. Sally September 30, 2017 at 1:19 AM #

    Silly jokes..

  2. ABDUL MATIN SHEIKH December 10, 2014 at 3:08 PM #

    Really Hilarious and Brilliant.

    Thanks for Sharing.

  3. kvkarunakaran June 1, 2014 at 12:34 PM #

    good ones

  4. mad May 5, 2014 at 10:48 PM #

    Not so that funny

  5. Jola Animashaun May 3, 2014 at 11:43 AM #

    Very funny answers from unserious student.
    😀 😀 😀 😀

  6. Jamil Ahmed May 1, 2014 at 8:28 PM #

    awesome

  7. Hakeem April 30, 2014 at 6:44 PM #

    Anyhow nice one.

  8. Hakeem April 30, 2014 at 6:41 PM #

    “Two Polar Bears and Three Seals” what about penguins???

  9. Hakeem April 30, 2014 at 6:39 PM #

    1944 didn’t ended in 1954!!! Does it.

  10. mohnooh April 29, 2014 at 11:21 PM #

    Super duper brilliant

  11. abmalik49 April 29, 2014 at 2:32 AM #

    I wish I were his/her teacher.

    But if a kid answered like this in a test, you need to give it to him/her, cos they absolutely know what they are doing.

  12. abmalik49 April 29, 2014 at 2:27 AM #

    Hilaious responses.

    But this student need to be made to repeat that test.

    • Sana - Editor FFJ April 29, 2014 at 10:55 AM #

      haha yeah, but I am sure the teacher checking the answers might have had a good time 😀

  13. muhammadakbarmy April 28, 2014 at 11:01 PM #

    awesome

  14. muhammadakbarmy April 28, 2014 at 11:00 PM #

    very funny

  15. Yousuf Kamal April 28, 2014 at 10:47 PM #

    Funny master pieces

  16. Yousuf Kamal April 28, 2014 at 10:44 PM #

    These relaxed me after full day’s exertion.

    • Sana - Editor FFJ April 29, 2014 at 11:02 AM #

      That’s really good to know that our posts are beneficial to you 🙂

  17. Saad April 28, 2014 at 9:16 PM #

    Haha. 😛
    Genius Students.. 🙂

  18. owais siddiqui April 28, 2014 at 8:54 PM #

    Epic answers… LOL
    Logically they are all corect

  19. ABDUL MATIN SHEIKH April 28, 2014 at 6:44 PM #

    REALLY ‘HILARIOUS” AND ???????

    THANKS A LOT.

  20. sharif123 April 28, 2014 at 4:14 PM #

    Height of intelligence

  21. Samra April 28, 2014 at 3:59 PM #

    This answer sheet deserve A+++ grade 😉

  22. Samra April 28, 2014 at 3:46 PM #

    Lolz very nice specially formula of Water 😀

  23. alinashwan April 28, 2014 at 3:35 PM #

    Amazing, answers.
    some of them have a logic

  24. khaled ismail April 28, 2014 at 2:46 PM #

    very very funny and witty.

  25. osamaaa April 28, 2014 at 1:07 PM #

    those answers drew a big smile on my face :D….very funny

  26. Amanullah Khan April 28, 2014 at 12:35 PM #

    Should we call the answers as masterpieces of “brilliance” or “stupidity”? I will vote for brilliance.