Short Funny Jokes – Fast Fun

In the middle of a trial, the judge asks the defendant:
“You didn’t bring your attorney(Laywer) today?”
“No, your honor. I’ve decided to tell the truth.
What are the 3 most frequent questions a lawyer asks?
“How much money do you have?”
“Where can you get more?”
“Do you have anything you can sell?”
Two lawyers, a father and son, talk in the office:
“Dad, I can’t believe I’ve lost that case. I don’t know what to do!”
“Don’t worry, son. Lawyers never lose. The client is the one who lost.”

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One Response to Short Funny Jokes – Fast Fun

  1. Aboki September 23, 2011 at 11:04 PM #

    that’s basically true…
    win or loose, the lawyer’s a winner monetary wise