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An Indian Outwitting an American – Joke
An Indian and an American are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York . The American asks if he would like to play a fun-game. The Indian, tired, just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a […]
Miscellaneous Jokes
Santa : I am a Proud Sardar, My son is in Medical College. Banta : Really, what is he studying? Santa : No he is not studying, they are Studying him. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= What is common between : Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..? Santa replied : All are Born on Government Holidays. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Santa […]
Teacher & Student
Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge ? Student: shaadi..!!!!!! Teacher: nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge?….. Student: dulha.!!!!!!!!!!! Teacher: oh, i mean bade hokar kya hasil karoge? Student: dulhan Teacher: IDIOT mera matlab bade ho kar mummy papa k liye kya karoge? Student- bahu laaunga Teacher: stupid tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hai? Student: […]
Engineering Joke
Why do ENGINEERING students always prefer local author books than REFERENCE books? The local author says “Jack & Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after” & REFERENCE BOOK says “2 humans ascended a certain geological […]
Funny Marriage Quotes
Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!! ————————– Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others. ————————– Don’t marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. ————————– I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two […]
Police in Court – Joke
If you ever testify in court you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman’s credibility… Q: “Officer — did you see my client fleeing the scene?” A: ” No sir. But I subsequently […]
4 Short and Lovely Jokes
A Foolish man tells a woman to Stop talking, but a Wise man tells her that she looks extremely Beautiful when her Lips are Closed. ——————————– Three FASTEST means of Communication : 1. Tele-Phone 2. Tele-Vision 3. Tell to Woman Need still Faster ?? Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE. ——————————– Let us be generous […]
Relaxing after a Hectic Day
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN THIS TIRED? IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW MANY PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, REMEMBER, IF IT MADE YOU SMILE,YOUR FRIENDS WILL SMILE, TOO ! !
The Ideal Husband??
Once a man was waiting for a taxi. A beggar came along and asked him for some money. The man ignored him. But being a professional, the beggar kept on pestering him. The man became irritated when he realized that the beggar would not leave him alone unless he parts with some money. Suddenly an idea struck him.He told […]