These "silly tech support calls " have been around in e-mails and online since the dawn of tech support. They are always fun to read. I'm in the mood for a good laugh. How 'bout you? ********** Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out. Tech support: Have you tried pushing […]
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Secret of Success
Sir, ” What is the secret of your success?” a reporter asked a bank President. “Two words.” “And, Sir, what are they?” “Right decisions.” “And how do you make right decisions?” “One word.’ “And, sir, What is that?” “Experience. “ “And how do you get Experience?” “Two words” “And, Sir, what are they?” “Wrong decisions.”
MANAGER – and Employee – Joke of the Day
Managers A team of Managers was given an assignment to measure the height of a flagpole. So the Managers went out to the flagpole with ladders and tape. They're falling off the ladders, dropping the tape measures – the whole thing is just a mess. A Young Employee comes along and […]
Strength And Weakness
A 10-year-old boy decided to study judo despite the fact that he had lost his left arm in a devastating car accident. The boy began lessons with an old Japanese judo master. The boy was doing well, so he couldn’t understand why, after three months of training the master had taught him only one move. “Sensei,”(Teacher […]
New Company Policy – Hilarious
NEW COMPANY POLICY EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY: Dress Code It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, […]
Generation Gap
Mix Santa – Banta jokes
Mix Santa – Banta jokes Titanic was sinking. An Englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"? Santa: 2 KMs. Englishman jumped into sea. Englishman: Now, which direction? Santa: Downwards ! ********** Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck […]
LIVE WITHOUT WOMAN
Life without WOMANS…… ********************* The result Markets silent… Streets empty… The police at rest… All mobile companies in loss… No sms … No Flowers… No Valentine… No Candles… No Perfumes… Not many vehicles on road All the MAN directly to Heaven . . .
Teacher Jokes – Very Funny
Teacher : “Now if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?” Student : “Brotherly love”. Teacher : “Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?” Sam : “No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook”. Teacher : ” Can anybody give […]
Teacher Jokes Part 2- Very Funny
Teacher : “Which is more important to us the or the moon?” Pupil : “The moon”. Teacher : “Why?” Pupil : “The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don’t need it”. Teacher : “What do you call a person […]