A Foolish man tells a woman to Stop talking,
but a Wise man tells her that she looks extremely Beautiful
when her Lips are Closed.
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Three FASTEST means of Communication :
1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell to Woman
Need still Faster ??
Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.
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Let us be generous like these ants.
Four Ants are moving through a forest.
They see an Elephant coming towards them.
Ant 1 says : we should kill him.
Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his leg alone.
Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path.
Ant 4 says : No, we will leave him because he is alone and we are four!!
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When your Life is in Darkness,
Pray to God and ask him to free you from Darkness.
Even after you pray, if you are still in Darkness –
Please pay the Electricity Bill.
Very lovely jokes.
Nice jokes by far… however not all women are same though I am a man but I feel women of today’s world and age is not a mode of communication alone any longer.
“More Power to Women”
So many nice jokes….
My dog is mr peel.
educative and intresting
Glad you liked it Wahab.
The story of light and darkness is pertinent. What if the bill is not at issue? The Buddha has said, ‘BE YOUR OWN LIGHT’
Cute little jokes indeed. A sincere compliment to a woman is enough.As for the telephone,the ‘telephone arab’ has won world wide notoriety.The excuse thought by the 4th. ant is intelligent and plausible.
nice jokes, thank you for cheering us.
Thank you
you’ve made my evening
sometimes we act like the ants in front of juniors.
great…
nice
Jokes