“Mister, why doesn’t this cow have any horns?” asked the young lady from a nearby city. The farmer cocked his head for a moment, then began in a patient tone, “Well, ma’am, cattle can do a powerful lot of damage with horns. Sometimes we keep’em trimmed down with a hacksaw. Other times we can fix […]
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Funny- Question and Answers
1. What is height of Fashion? Ans : Dhoti with a zip . 2. What is height of Secrecy? Ans : Offering blank visiting cards. 3. What is height of Active laziness? Ans : Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk. 4. What is height of Craziness? […]
Don’t copy if u can’t paste – Joke
A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience. He Said: “The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn’t my wife!”. The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added: “And that woman was my mother!” Laughter and applause. A week later, a top manager trained by […]
Funny & Meaningful Quotes – Enjoy
A famous quote written at Bus stand “Only bus stops here, not time. So don’t waste your time. Keep moving with your duties” ———————— Real time signboard outside an Undertaker in England “People die for our services” ———————— In India, parents say “Study well or you won’t get a job” In USA, parents say “Study […]
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Mobile Snatcher – Joke
A thief who had snatched a mobile from a lady was on trial in the court and the defendant was describing how it all happened. “Yes, that’s him,” she said. “I saw him very clearly. I remember his face very well!” At that point, the defendant yelled out…”How could you see my face, I was […]
Bill Clinton and Hillary – Joke
One summer afternoon, Former President Bill Clinton and his wife Hillary Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. After a long road trip, they stopped at a service station to fill up their car with gas. As it turns out, the owner of the gas station was Hillary’s old high school boyfriend. They […]
Too much Speeding
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.”But, officer,” the man began, “I can explain””Just be quiet,” snapped the officer. “I’m going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back.””But, officer, I just wanted to say””And I said to keep quiet! […]
Afterlife of Bill Gates – Joke
Joke removed due to ethical violation.
The Taxi Driver – Joke
The Taxi Driver A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them. ‘Come with me’, said St. Peter to the taxi driver. The taxi driver did as he was told and followed St. Peter to a mansion. It had anything you could […]