Police in Court – Joke

If you ever testify in court you
might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being
cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial.  The lawyer was
trying to undermine the policeman’s credibility…

Q: “Officer
did you see my client fleeing the scene?”

A: ” No
.  But I
subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running
several blocks away.”

Q: “Officer
who provided this description?”

A: “The officer who responded to the scene.”

Q: “A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender.
Do you trust your fellow officers?”

A: “Yes, sir .
With my life.”

Q: “With your life?  Let me ask you this then officer.  Do you have a room
where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?”

A: “Yes sir, we do!”

Q: “And do you have a locker in the room?”

A: “Yes sir, I do.”

Q: “And do you have a lock on your locker?”

A: “Yes sir.”

Q: “Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your
life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these
same officers?”

A: “You see, sir
we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been
known to walk through that room.”


The courtroom erupted in laughter, and a prompt recess was called. The
officer on the stand has been nominated for this year’s “Best

Line — I think he’ll win.

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8 Responses to Police in Court – Joke

  1. Kashif January 1, 2013 at 2:15 PM #

    I.G – Punjab Police

  2. Alam December 25, 2012 at 12:25 PM #

    Presence of Mind

  3. Sonah September 15, 2012 at 8:17 PM #

    Tit for Tat. A sharp and quick witted fellow can sometime steal the show from an over enthusiastic Attorney.

  4. Mai August 14, 2012 at 3:27 PM #

    I have already given him my own personal award.

  5. Ibrahim June 14, 2012 at 7:06 PM #

    A nice one, let the learned friends know what we think of them.

  6. Nizam HM June 4, 2012 at 1:42 PM #

    I consider this as not a joke, but an indisputable fact.

  7. yusuf jajere June 3, 2012 at 5:27 PM #

    very smart coocie.

  8. fatima zahra August 19, 2010 at 4:59 PM #

    salam sara
    j’éspere que tu vas bien,avec ramadan sava ?,merci pour tes messages surtout celles de jokes sont parfaite
    porte toi bbien hbiba et à bientot