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The Ideal Husband??

By on July 22, 2010 in ar, Jokes
Once a man was waiting for a taxi.  A beggar came along and asked him for some money. The man ignored him. But being a professional, the beggar kept on pestering him. The man became irritated when he realized that the beggar would not leave him alone unless he parts with some money. Suddenly an idea struck him.He told the beggar, “I do not have money, but if you tell me what you want to do with the money, I will certainly help you.””I would have bought a cup of tea”, replied the beggar.

The man said, “Sorry man. I can offer you a cigarette instead of tea”.

He then took a pack of cigarettes from his pocket and offered one to the beggar.

The beggar told, “I don’t smoke as it is injurious to health.”

The man smiled and took a bottle of whisky from his pocket and told the beggar, “Here, take this bottle and enjoy the stuff. It is really good”.

The beggar refused by saying, “Alcohol muddles the brain and damages the liver”.

The man smiled again. He told the beggar, “I am going to the race course. Come with me and I will arrange for some tickets and we will place bets. If we win, you take the whole amount and leave me alone”.

As before, the beggar politely refused the latest offer by saying, “Sorry sir, I can’t come with you as betting on horses is a bad habit.”

Suddenly the man felt relieved and asked the beggar to come to his home with him.

Finally, the beggar’s face lit up in anticipation of receiving at least something from the man. But he still had his doubts and asked the man, “Why do you want me to go to your house with you”.

  The man replied, “My wife always wanted to see how a man with no Bad Habits looks like 🙂

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27 Responses to The Ideal Husband??

  1. Najeeb Khan December 5, 2013 at 10:47 AM #

    Not a sensible joke, it is criticising the good habits people against bad habits people

  2. alkalifatty June 24, 2013 at 4:10 PM #

    A BEGGAR HAS NO CHOICE. He’s not a beggar!! He should be a counselor

  3. JMT January 2, 2013 at 2:45 PM #

    Thanks SARA, prefered short stories.

    • Ali - Admin January 5, 2013 at 12:44 AM #

      Welcome JMT.

  4. Sonah November 7, 2012 at 12:28 PM #

    Iti is too bad that someone who is a beggar is still not prepared to accept anything, particularly those things that are injurious to health. May be it is because these evils have ruined his life. A idea.s for the driver, one wonders what’s the big idea to take him home.

  5. zineb September 26, 2012 at 6:47 PM #

    J’aime 😀

  6. nizamhm1944 July 28, 2012 at 8:02 AM #

    Good advises turned down and still try to justify the bad habits

  7. BADR July 22, 2012 at 5:32 AM #

    how to print the story ?

    • Sara - Admin July 23, 2012 at 12:47 PM #

      You can Email the story to yourself using the above button.
      And print it from your Email.

      • Majid November 26, 2012 at 4:20 PM #

        Sometimes the longer stories won’t get displayed fully in the email page. To view the complete story we have to go to this button “….. to continue Reading (Click Here)”, which ultimately takes us to your website where we can’t print it. Any solutions?

  8. BADR July 22, 2012 at 5:31 AM #

    how can i print the stories ?

  9. sharif123 July 21, 2012 at 5:39 PM #

    Great Sara. Next time expecting from you about an ideal wife.

    • Sara - Admin July 23, 2012 at 12:48 PM #

      Sure.

  10. Muhammad July 21, 2012 at 12:02 PM #

    Nice joke but it leaves a message that people without bad habits are left with nothing but to beg…

  11. Suha October 24, 2011 at 5:35 PM #

    Aw…How bad of him…

  12. Abier October 24, 2011 at 6:45 AM #

    lol nice one 😀

    • Praiser74 October 26, 2011 at 2:12 AM #

      You are also late opener like me
      Are u arab

      • Abier October 26, 2011 at 6:12 AM #

        hehe yeah 😀
        yes i’m arab =)

  13. fathimabintabdurrahman August 8, 2011 at 8:28 AM #

    begging is a bad habit …lol

    • hasan July 21, 2012 at 12:59 PM #

      haha yup very true begging itself is a bad habit

  14. mustafa July 14, 2011 at 12:53 PM #

    great one but there are some people who don’t drink alcohol, smoke or bet and aren’t beggars

  15. Arif3011 July 14, 2011 at 10:03 AM #

    Do you people have any sense of humour? This is just a joke, dude?

    • Untitled October 24, 2011 at 9:57 PM #

      no u r the only one with it

      • Abier October 27, 2011 at 6:40 PM #

        hahahahahahaaaaaa well said xD

  16. Goldypearl July 14, 2011 at 8:11 AM #

    nice story.

  17. Vimalraju July 14, 2011 at 6:57 AM #

    well  i I would like to meet this gentleman who carries a bottle of whiskey everywhere he goes. 

  18. Fajr Breeze - Yuxx July 24, 2010 at 12:11 AM #

    LOL, but the beggar have a good point