A Businessman reaches a road fork which leads to two cities. In one city the people always tell lies, and in the other city the people always tell the truth. The Businessman needs to conduct business in the city where everyone tells the truth and there is no cheating or lies. A man from one […]
A man went to a Saint and said: God has given everybody so much of wealth, but He hasn’t given me anything. The Saint said: I will give you $10,000 and you cut one of your hands and give it to me Man: I can’t give you my hand Saint: Okay, I will give you […]
There lived an old miserly man who had gathered great amount of wealth throughout his life and had saved all that he had gained. He was well known amongst people as a miser, a hoarder and a stingy man. The old man fell sick and was on the verge of dying when he called his […]
Once a pious man saw a crab drowning in the river and decided to save it by pulling it off the water. Every time the man reached the crab to save it, it stung him and the man had to let go of the crab and it fell back into the water. This continued for […]
A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted,”Excuse me,can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.” The woman below replied, “You are in […]
1. To find a woman you need time and money therefore: women = time x money ………… @ 2. Time = money ………… ……… …….@ 3. Therefore: women =money x money women = ( money )^2 ………… @ 4. “Money is the root of all problems “ money = ( problems )^1/2 ……@ 5. Therefore: (more…)
Man O Man ! When he is without money, he eats vegetables at home; When he has money, he eats vegetables in a fine restaurant. When he is without money, he rides bicycle to work; When he has money, he rides bicycle to exercise. When he is without money, he walks to eat food; When […]
A young man wished to marry the farmer’s beautiful daughter. He went to the farmer to ask his permission. The farmer looked him over and said, “Son, go stand out in that field. I’m going to release three bulls, one at a time. If you can catch the tail of any one of the three […]
THE TRICK IS TO FIND THE MAN IN THE COFFEE BEANS This is bizarre – after you find the guy – it’s so obvious. Once you find him – it’s embarrassing, and you think, ‘Why didn’t I see him immediately?’ Doctors have concluded that if you find the man in the coffee beans in 3 seconds, […]
A Foolish man tells a woman to Stop talking, but a Wise man tells her that she looks extremely Beautiful when her Lips are Closed. ——————————– Three FASTEST means of Communication : 1. Tele-Phone 2. Tele-Vision 3. Tell to Woman Need still Faster ?? Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE. ——————————– Let us be generous […]
