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New Theory About Women

By on October 20, 2011 in Jokes

 1. To find a woman you need time and money therefore:

3.  Therefore: women =money x money

women = ( money )^2  ………… @

4.  “Money is the root of all problems “

money = ( problems )^1/2 ……@

5. Therefore:

women = (problems)^2/ 2

And the final conclusion is

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women = problems

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Hey girls out there, this mail is just for fun, Now don’t get angry and create any problem to prove that this theory is INcorrect.

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34 Responses to New Theory About Women

  1. Zafar Iqbal September 20, 2012 at 3:48 PM #

    Please no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    A Woman is a better half. Not a bitter pill.

    Woman are such fun!!! Imagine a world without them!

    Excuse me! There will be no world without them!!!!

  2. Prince A October 25, 2011 at 7:58 PM #

    No!!! my Angel is not like that

  3. Jas_scorpionking October 24, 2011 at 8:07 AM #

    The women are not the problem the problem is in their thinking, if they want they can be so good and make a happy life with the once she love/ care about or she can opposite of that. We men and women NEED to read the serah (bibliography) of our be loved Prophet S.A.W n Aisha R.A to get the knowladge to behaving n treating each other….

  4. Junedayz October 23, 2011 at 1:30 AM #

    no comment…
    because men are problems too!! =P but i wont go into details! b/c money is just the beginning!

  5. Dr.maya October 22, 2011 at 5:38 PM #

    in my opinion , every man thinks about women like this way , then he’s the problem no doubt with that 😛

  6. Awad Netfa October 22, 2011 at 10:12 AM #

    This theory is correct.

  7. Heba October 22, 2011 at 10:06 AM #

    how can be women is the problem ?! nowadays she is working out home , in home , with her children , so how she is the problem ……………..  

  8. ???? October 21, 2011 at 6:52 PM #

    Funny ….. But Women are not problem`s maker OR(the reason of problems) they are the TASTE of life and more………

  9. Ali Ponjait October 21, 2011 at 5:23 PM #

    We are the problems…we create problems, we bother with problems, we solve problems….

  10. Yunus October 20, 2011 at 4:51 PM #

    necessary, desired and required problem

  11. Mubarek Alamin85 October 20, 2011 at 1:29 PM #

    Life = tools + women

  12. Adnan Sheikh October 20, 2011 at 11:21 AM #

    Hi,Sara : women=problems not realy true but depend on how is the life is specially in this time ,i  agree with Abier.

    • Abier October 20, 2011 at 7:29 PM #

      thanks adnan =)

  13. Mark Davis October 20, 2011 at 9:49 AM #

    you call this new…?

    i am tired of watching this theory from last six years…… :/

  14. Muhammad Azeem Siddiqui October 20, 2011 at 9:23 AM #

    ????? ?? ???? ?? ??? ???? ???????????? ??? ????  ? ?? ???? ??? ???????? ??? ??? ???? ?????? ??? ?????  ???? ??? ??? ???? ?? ????? ?? ??? ???? ? ????? ???? ???? ??? ???? ????? ???? ??? ?? ?? ??? ?? ???? ?? ?????? ??? ???? ?? ???? ??? ???? ???? ???? ? ???????

  15. Nazeer Ataullah October 20, 2011 at 9:10 AM #

    Not acceptable even for fun.  No women no generation.  They are home makers plays pivotal role but with silence.  No drums no problems.

    • Kamal November 9, 2011 at 12:16 AM #

      I totally agree with this.No absolute in this whole universe !!women means mom,sister,daughter….etc

  16. Captazad October 20, 2011 at 8:51 AM #

    I think men do more corruption than women look at our cabinet how many women are there?

  17. Muhammad Saleem October 20, 2011 at 8:38 AM #

    i don’t agree it, women gives happiness for men.

  18. Aboki October 20, 2011 at 8:37 AM #

    This is funny though. However, I disagree with the idea that women are equivalent to problems.

    But I’d like to see someone’s comment on this, and that is….

    @Abier Al.Madfah

    • Abier October 20, 2011 at 9:47 AM #

      lol 😛
      i don’t think that women equals problems…. if we were only problems you guys would never use years of your life on looking for a woman to share the rest of your lives with xD

      even if this theory is definetly not true… i love these “theories” you send us once every 100 years Sara 😛 
      thanks for sharing :D:D

      • Omkja October 20, 2011 at 1:46 PM #

        I think women came first then problems got initiated. remember the apple story…..

        • Abier October 20, 2011 at 2:14 PM #

          If women were equal to problems then there would only be problems in a married mans life 😉

        • Bintsiddiqui October 22, 2011 at 6:22 AM #

          FYI the apple story u talkin about is not islamically true! Infact the woman was CREATED to comfort the man!! To be his soul mate!!
          And yes !! Don forget!! We women were created from YOU men!!
          So, if u say we are problem, then the actual problem is Inside u!!
          Lol

  19. Marya_sheikh October 20, 2011 at 8:12 AM #

    Aww… you are so mean. This isnt correct. I disagree.

  20. Nainar Mohamed October 20, 2011 at 7:28 AM #

    check this out

  21. Nainar Mohamed October 20, 2011 at 7:28 AM #

    check this out

  22. Aminawadh October 20, 2011 at 7:12 AM #

    that is a wonderful research

  23. Sanagoldchina October 20, 2011 at 7:07 AM #

    You dont have mother or sister?

  24. sam October 20, 2011 at 6:46 AM #

    what I’m sure of that this analysing is made by a man

  25. Mali Mfarooq October 20, 2011 at 6:44 AM #

    Absolutely Correct, An women could explain real theory regarding women, Well done Sara, I appreciate your effort and i like very much your habit to “send us “Real and moral stories”.

  26. Showkahtlayr October 20, 2011 at 6:39 AM #

    woman is money

    • imad October 21, 2011 at 6:02 PM #

      QURAN SAYS THAT WOMAN IS EQUAL TO MAN , THEREFORE MAN IS APROBLEM TOO.

  27. Showkahtlayr October 20, 2011 at 6:39 AM #

    woman is money