Dentist (to the patient): For God’s sake, stop making those noises and waving your arms.
I haven’t even touched your tooth yet.
Patient : Yes, I know. But u’re standing on my foot.
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Doctor: Smoking is a slow poison for you.
Patient: It’s all-right. I’m not in a hurry.
Tim : How did you come to that conclusion?
Doctor: You have missed to see the sign, hung outside. This is a veterinary hospital.
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The doctor stood by the bedside of a very sick patient and said, “I cannot hide the fact that your are very ill, my man. Is there any one you would like to see?”.
“Yes,” replied the patient faintly, “Another doctor”.
THE BANANA DOCTOR OFFICE WAS THE BEST ONE!
reasonable joke keep it up.
Thanks!
dont know why ,these jokes didnt make me laugh,..
Try re-reading until you laugh… lol.
Ha Ha funny jokes very nice keep them coming!
Will u two (abier and yusuf) stop saying BS over here? This is not a chat forum. Go to twitter or something!
may God bless Sara for sending us jokes.
Oh SARA! Wonderful. Did u smile when you posted this one?
sure 🙂
then continue please.
then continue please.
LMAO illy doctors/dentists!!! haaaaha
Yusef!!! i’m mad at u! u only have time to go on facebook!!! nd u’re not really replying anymore :'(
i (don’t) hate u!!!! :/
LMAO u just made my day Abier! how do u know haaaaa
missed ya thats all u should care about! i [dnt] hate u too! xD
u really wanna know? lol 😛
awwwww missed u too 😀
hmmmm…… i’m sure that Yusef will like this one LOL 😀
haaaaaaaaaa I DID! 😛
was thinking about the last one jk loool
LOL i know you @YusefQufaanAlYemeni:disqus xD
Hahahahahahaha who’s the other doctor???!!! 🙁 LOL
hmmm lemme see, i wonder who? haaa lol
U!! Abier! ur my future doc. xD haaa
awwww i actually feel very honored right now hehehehe 😛
okay you’ll be my first patient….. when do you have time to come over for your first consultation? hahaha xD
really? how about u come over here, its goingn to be more money in dollars not (denmark dollars? loool)
haaaa 😀
okey i’m coming… five minutes – just give me five minutes and i’ll be there =D
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL “denmark dollars” that sounds very very weird 😛 it’s named “danish crowns” hahahahahaha! that also sounds weird in english!!!! xD
I’ve waited for u for over 24hours Abier!!? haa lol
nd lmaoo haaa danish crowns :p that just made my day! :))
ooops sorry…. but i’m coming now! (i think :D) ^_^
it IS named danish crowns in english! lol they’ve always told us that 😛
well ill be waiting at the airport…any second now?!….no u never came again! haa lol
nd what is it called in the Denmark language..wait Denmark has its own language right? or is it english too!?
sorry i think my visit will have to wait 😛 lol
– first thing: it’s called danish not “denmark language” lol xD
– second thing: i’d like to hear you trying to pronounce it in danish!!!!!! it’s named “danske kroner” hahahaaaaaaaaaa i can imagine how you try to say it!!!! lol!!!!!!!!!
i think they deleted our cmnts cuz i remember having a conversation under this..lol
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Abier wrote, in response to YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni:
sorry i think my visit will have to wait 😛 lol – first thing: it’s called danish not “denmark language” lol xD- second thing: i’d like to hear you trying to pronounce it in danish!!!!!! it’s named “danske kroner” hahahaaaaaaaaaa i can imagine how you try to say it!!!! lol!!!!!!!!!
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lmaoo ok ur visit can wait then
nd LOL ok danske kroner :/ o.O haa looool wow
okey dokey 😛
yeah danske kroner 😀 lol i wanna hear you trying to say it haaaaaaaaa xD
i think they deleted our cmnts cuz i remember having a conversation under this..lol
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Abier wrote, in response to YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni:
sorry i think my visit will have to wait 😛 lol – first thing: it’s called danish not “denmark language” lol xD- second thing: i’d like to hear you trying to pronounce it in danish!!!!!! it’s named “danske kroner” hahahaaaaaaaaaa i can imagine how you try to say it!!!! lol!!!!!!!!!
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lmaoo ok ur visit can wait then
nd LOL ok danske kroner :/ o.O haa looool wow
i think they deleted our cmnts cuz i remember having a conversation under this..lol
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Abier wrote, in response to YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni:
sorry i think my visit will have to wait 😛 lol – first thing: it’s called danish not “denmark language” lol xD- second thing: i’d like to hear you trying to pronounce it in danish!!!!!! it’s named “danske kroner” hahahaaaaaaaaaa i can imagine how you try to say it!!!! lol!!!!!!!!!
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lmaoo ok ur visit can wait then
nd LOL ok danske kroner :/ o.O haa looool wow
**Abier wrote, in response to YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni:
okey dokey :Pyeah danske kroner 😀 lol i wanna hear you trying to say it haaaaaaaaa xD
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LMAO nooo i dnt even wanna try haaa :p
lol! try to say it, record it and send it to my e-mail 😛 you have my e-mail right? xD
LMAOoOo haaa nd no nver saved it 🙁
lol xD
sure u didn’t -.- lol 😛 hahahaha
very nice!!!!!!!!
very nice!!!!!!!!
hhhhhhhhhhhhh
it is wonderful