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Software Engineer and his Wife – Nice Conversation

By on July 1, 2012 in Jokes
Husband – hey dear, I am logged in.

Husband – system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.
Wife – what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?
Husband – the only user with write permission..
Wife – what is my value in your life?
Husband – unknown virus detected.
Wife – do you love me or your computer?
Husband – Too many parameters.
Wife – i will go to my dad’s house.
Husband – program performed illegal operation, it will Close.
Wife – I will leave you forever.
Husband – close all programs and log out for another User.
Wife – it is worthless talking to you.
Husband – shut down the computer.
Wife – I am going
Husband – Its now safe to turn off your computer

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28 Responses to Software Engineer and his Wife – Nice Conversation

  1. Mubarek AL-Amin July 6, 2012 at 4:33 PM #

    THIS WAS A SYSTEM FAILUR RELATION SHIP.

  2. smurf July 3, 2012 at 12:11 AM #

    very interesting:)

  3. Nizam HM July 2, 2012 at 12:40 PM #

    Good Joke but bad example.

    Take as a WARNING msg to those who are with this attitude will get the final result of LOST FOR EVER.

  4. saif July 2, 2012 at 10:40 AM #

    it was a joke only as i think.

  5. Mazhar Hussain July 1, 2012 at 11:30 PM #

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    • Sara - Admin July 2, 2012 at 1:10 PM #

      lol.

  6. Bashir July 1, 2012 at 7:15 PM #

    Yhere seems to be a system failure due to strong virus attack. Let her restore to pre-marriage time
    .

  7. shakil July 1, 2012 at 7:01 PM #

    Doesn’t make sense, unless i’m too old to understand tech.

    • Sara - Admin July 2, 2012 at 1:11 PM #

      Bad command for file name! -:)

  8. Ahmed Bello July 1, 2012 at 2:02 PM #

    Funny stuff, but reflects real life situations amongst couples. When a man allows himself to be engrossed with his computer at the wrong time, I.e., at the time meant for his wife, his computer naturally becomes his wife’s rival. The lesson in the joke is that couples should give attention to their partners in due time and not usurp the time for their computers.

    • Sara - Admin July 2, 2012 at 1:14 PM #

      Good Lesson Ahmed…Thanks!

  9. shahid malik July 1, 2012 at 1:20 PM #

    funny it was

    • Sara - Admin July 2, 2012 at 1:14 PM #

      thanks!

  10. PakiGiRL April 22, 2012 at 8:26 PM #

    hahaha

  11. Sami A. Elyas August 22, 2010 at 6:09 AM #

    I just love Njoy Life,always make my day happier.Thanks.
    Sami

  12. reta June 19, 2010 at 1:52 AM #

    she must get some CDs to formate his brain which is his computer

  13. Ashfaque Ahmed June 5, 2010 at 8:38 AM #

    Hmmm! I think wife must have checked the anti- virus before doing marriage.

  14. Habib May 16, 2010 at 3:29 AM #

    HIBERNATE (RECOMMENDED)
    UNABLE TO SHUTDOWN !

  15. qaidn May 1, 2010 at 1:07 PM #

    nice,,,,,

  16. Faheem April 26, 2010 at 1:50 PM #

    nice joke. don’t turn off computer this computer. it is necessary for life. only sleep the system.

  17. shajahan.nk April 19, 2010 at 1:40 PM #

    fantastic i think not to shut down u r line,if it is discontinued i vl try to reconnect u r line

  18. Fawad April 13, 2010 at 10:09 AM #

    Its totslly Ausum

  19. sulaiman naseer April 6, 2010 at 6:09 PM #

    read this very well

  20. Shehu madaki April 4, 2010 at 3:24 PM #

    S/w engineer wld soon crash down when she starved him of electricity(food). Its a nice jokes.

  21. MMR March 31, 2010 at 4:23 PM #

    fantastic joke for a S/W Engineer

  22. AUWAL March 26, 2010 at 9:19 PM #

    WE ARE NOW LIVING IN A SOFTWARE AGE.

    • PakiGiRL April 22, 2012 at 8:27 PM #

      true

  23. Bassam Bitar March 24, 2010 at 7:42 PM #

    Technology has no emotions.