Dentist (to the patient): For God’s sake, stop making those noises and waving your arms. I haven’t even touched your tooth yet. Patient : Yes, I know. But u’re standing on my foot. ————————————————————- Doctor: Smoking is a slow poison for you. Patient: It’s all-right. I’m not in a hurry. ————————————————————- Tim: Doctor, can you diagnose […]
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The Aching Tooth – Short Jokes
Medical Jokes “Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the violin after the operation?” “Yes, of course…” “Great! I never could before!” Dentist & Patient (more…)
Doctor & Patient – Jokes
Patient: Tell me how I can repay you for all your kindness. Doctor: You can pay by cash, cheque or money order. ——————— Patient: Doctor, I am feeling much better now. Please give me your bill. Doctor: Be calm. You are not strong enough for this yet. ——————— Doctor to Patient: Don’t worry about your […]
Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts – Joke
Doctor & Patient A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts.” The doctor asks, “What do you mean?” The man says, “When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee – OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts.” The doctor says, “I […]