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Office Designations in Baby-Definitions — Very Funny

By on July 16, 2011 in ar, Funny photos, Jokes

Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.




  Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.






Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.



Client is the one who doesn’t know why he wants a baby.


Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

Documentation Team thinks they don’t care whether the child is delivered, they’ll just document 9 months.

Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby.


Tester is a person who always tells that this is not the Right baby.



HR Manager is a person who thinks that… a Donkey can deliver a Human Baby – if given 9 Months !!!

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21 Responses to Office Designations in Baby-Definitions — Very Funny

  1. Abs December 30, 2013 at 2:24 AM #

    True about Clients of those days, today’s Clients apart from not knowing why the baby is required, still they want the baby in 4 & 1/2 months and jeopardize the quality.

  2. Mohsin Ali Chahudhry December 26, 2013 at 2:06 PM #

    What about Accountants??

  3. Ayub Ahmed December 26, 2013 at 12:02 PM #

    Absolutely interesting.Very nice

  4. ABDUL MATIN SHEIKH May 25, 2013 at 2:54 PM #

    really very very nice and interesting. thanks for sharing.

  5. ADEGOKE WAHAB May 21, 2013 at 5:47 PM #

    Sara!!! you must be a genious with your educative jokes

  6. Sonah February 18, 2013 at 3:40 PM #

    Unconvincing,and insipid, even silly.

  7. samee khan December 21, 2012 at 1:49 AM #

    this is nice…thank you sara

  8. Vian November 19, 2012 at 2:42 PM #

    I like the HR one hhh

  9. Ch.Atiq November 7, 2012 at 11:58 AM #

    Damn true pictures…wants extract the best considering rest of the team is bunch of fools 😉 lol…

  10. shamemkalpana November 6, 2012 at 3:28 PM #

    this is true.. thank you sara

  11. Miyan November 1, 2012 at 1:35 PM #

    All but Last one were cool… Last one is a cool blow… 🙂

  12. abhijit kumar October 18, 2011 at 7:08 AM #

    nine is fine for every line

  13. Shakabansh5 July 17, 2011 at 5:57 PM #

    The avarage is nine

  14. Ibroxanafi July 16, 2011 at 7:03 PM #

    Nice one…very true for the Marketing managers…..

  15. Abier July 16, 2011 at 2:11 PM #

    awwwwww i loooove babies <3
    nice joke 😀

    • Praiser74 July 17, 2011 at 4:41 AM #

      More than three in single go
      what type of manager u r

      • AFRIDI_NF8 September 26, 2011 at 11:56 AM #

        U DUMB, ITS A SIGN OF HEART, NOT A GREATER THEN 3.

  16. Haider Ali786 July 16, 2011 at 1:45 PM #

    Amazing nice one thanks for sharing

  17. mustafa July 16, 2011 at 12:29 PM #

    is this construction

    are there developers in construction

  18. Ro0ona July 16, 2011 at 10:56 AM #

    Yep I agree with @cb5632d404a50895bb56519736c04bfe:disqus 

  19. Ibrahimtirur July 16, 2011 at 8:59 AM #

    True. This is what exactly happening in the construction industry.