Why Indians are Everywhere?

Mathematician: How do you write 4 in between 5?

China: Is this a Joke?

Japan: Impossible!

America: The question’s wrong.

UK: Not found on the Internet.


India: F(IV)E

This is the reason Indians are everywhere in the world in finance, business, medicine, engineering…. anything to do with using both sides of the brain.


30 Responses to Why Indians are Everywhere?

  1. dominique dominguez November 19, 2012 at 5:16 AM #

    Everyone yapping about intelligent friendly people can kiss my arse.
    Guess what that does not build the face of a great country! It’s fighting , protesting ,standing up for your liberties and contributing to your military and political contribution involvement(voting) and national pride that does!! Obvious when Indians or whoever leave their country to goto yours to exploit immigration loop holes and horde money to form crap communities ,to and rip their own people off as well as other poor people, is not what a great country needs! obviously their own country don’t want them,and they were just as worthless to their own country to have left in the first place.. That’s why they’re every where they are rejects, parasites. If they were great people they would stay in their country and stand up make a change sacrifice, have pride Vote stand up! Not run like cowards, jump boat, this to me is not educated ! but cowardly and cowards do not make countries great like USA, All this it makes is garbage out of countries like India! Same with Mexico. Wake up learn from history stop being so liberal that you starve and kill your self in the process! Have pride ! Last checked India was not at war and needed immigrant immunity ? So why are they Here?

    • humble Indian May 29, 2013 at 11:02 PM #

      Funny you say that cos your name sounds like it all applies to you and your people too. Cos, interestingly if people before you never came here, you would have probably drawing lines in white powder in some underground bunker right now…

  2. Shan Xane March 26, 2012 at 2:56 PM #

    Why this kolaveri di u fellas ????

  3. TruthBitter January 8, 2012 at 9:42 AM #

    Indians are everywhere cause their country doesn’t have enough jobs to them but their education system is much better I don’t say it’s good but if you have money you can easily get graduated but since no or lack of jobs in inside they tend to immigrate other countries or find online jobs. Indians are cunning and bend over to anyone for their own benefit,like someone said they don’t have a dignity. they work hard for law salary but do it much better, so they steal their jobs, and take over their tradition, culture, much like cockroaches.  Indians are now everywhere even in Iceland, Greeland, what the heck are they doing in there? u see probably steal their jobs too. if I am an employer I will never recruit Indian employees though they want a less salary.

    • Arabella October 18, 2012 at 5:22 PM #


    • humble Indian May 29, 2013 at 11:07 PM #

      Ah ha.. so you will hire Indians at a lower salary. How can you resist that? Figure Indians have figured it out. Its called business acumen. If you want to contest this. let me ask you. You go to the grocery store, you see two cartons of milk. one is cheaper than the other, which one do you buy?

      • Alan June 24, 2013 at 2:38 AM #

        I would buy the one that does not stink like curry.

  4. truth seeker August 12, 2011 at 8:07 AM #

    the sites name is changing from funnyfunnyjokes.org to seriosseriosfights.org

    • truth seeker August 12, 2011 at 8:08 AM #

      srry i missed a u in SERIOUS

  5. Khaled August 9, 2011 at 12:23 PM #

    Correction. Indians are everywhere because the’re ready to work for less and ready to do any job, especially process oriented jobs, well at least the majority of them .. btw a great joke ….

  6. V G Shaikh July 17, 2011 at 8:34 AM #

    I dont know wether Peace Missile said this knowingly or unknowingly that the contribution of Indians towards mathematics is a big Zero, it is actually a fact that the digit ‘ZERO’ (0) was invented by an Indian Scientist named  ‘Aryabhatta’, Long back. 

    • Matou August 31, 2011 at 8:06 AM #

      The big zero was invented by an arab, named El Arkam,

      and stop the hate between races please, no one is better than the others we all are God creatures, the muslim world is in trouble enough so don’t contribute, you are  all educated so please contribute in something better 

  7. Junedayz July 16, 2011 at 9:11 PM #

    the title makes no sense to what the story is..

    and thats smrt i would have NEVER thought of that.

    i love indian movies!!! (random!)

  8. Rami Y. Nasser July 16, 2011 at 3:20 PM #

    In my opinion the title of this story is the main cause which sparkled the dispute & conflict over racism . Whereas the real meaning of the story has nothing to do with it’s title .

    The title should have been eg. ( Indian Mathematicians )

    Therefore , i really urge our dear editors to pay much more attention to such sensitive titles in the future , inorder not to provoke ill meanings and misunderstanding between all the kind members of this superb site .

    Thanking you very much for your kind understanding and wonderful cooperation .

  9. Misk July 15, 2011 at 11:23 PM #

    Who ever turned this to a racist issue is plain stupid and small minded and rude!!
    There should be NO racisim in Islam, if you are a Muslim such words should not be said by yourself!!

    Arab, Indian, Turkish, Kurdish, Indonesian, Afghani, African…. WHATEVER we are all Brothers and Sisters in Faith.

    We are one because we are Muslims, so WAKE UP!! and enough of this racist pride, “my race is better than your race/your race is lower than mine…”
    Its only a stupid joke ok, its not even worth it.

    • Rami Y. Nasser July 16, 2011 at 3:28 PM #

      Misk ……… Barak Allah Feek

      I totally agree with you 100% (if not more) and i really support your calling .
      Wish everybody was bright enough to see and notice with their eyes and hearts .

      («??? ???? ???? ??? ?? ??????»)

      ????? ????? : ( ??? ???? ?? ?????? ??? ???? ???? ?? ?????? ??? ???? ???? ?? ?????? ??? )

  10. Abier July 15, 2011 at 7:52 PM #

    Hehe funny joke
    And for those who doesn’t like it – I don’t think that anyone has the right to condescend anyone, especially not on the basis of their nationality
    So please stop fighting because of a stupid joke (btw it’s not stupid it’s funny!)

  11. YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni July 15, 2011 at 6:16 PM #

    lmaoo nice one

  12. Mubarek Alamin July 15, 2011 at 5:10 PM #

    I don’t freaking get the joke F(IV)E ?? “4between5” who understand this? is this suposed to be funny joke??

    • YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni July 15, 2011 at 6:20 PM #

      there’s a Roman Numeral four(IV) in the word Five
      4=IV     <—-Thats the four which looks like an 'iv' in the number fIVe

  13. guest July 15, 2011 at 10:36 AM #

    almost every nation, race  had something to contribute and none can claim superiority over the other………..

  14. Peace Missile July 15, 2011 at 10:15 AM #

    In fact Indians contribution to Mathematics is a big ZERO ( Nothing )

  15. GUest July 15, 2011 at 7:35 AM #

    U arabs didnt evem have a shit before oil was discovered… Look what wiki says belows…

    ……Madina Building was constructed with the purpose to support the Residents of Madina Munawara A holy city for Muslims. The rent of this commercial and Residential building was distributed among the residents of Madina Munawara Hijaz in olden days. The major contributors were Nizams Of Hyderabad and Nawab Allahdin.(WIKIpedia)

    ….and they say that indian have low dignity.

    going by  your own words, your ancestors were fed by cockroaches!!!

    • YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni July 15, 2011 at 6:16 PM #

      Ok buddy keep it to urself
      its just a joke!?
      and Wiki is all b.s. and everyone knows that

    • truth seeker August 8, 2011 at 8:22 AM #

      i being an indian  frm d state of kerala…. still dislike wat u sed….  arabs wer d first scientist, mathmeticins, doctors, navigation,…etc………… all scintific fields strtd flourishing frm d arab lands…. ibn batuta, jabir ibn hayyan, razi zakariya, harbi al himyari……d list is endless…. they wer d beginners of d present so called technological and scientific era or evn revolution

  16. Maher Rajih July 15, 2011 at 7:12 AM #

    It’s because they are hard worker, live on minimum wage, and address other people as superior to them, and have low dignity.
    Indians are the cockroaches of human being, adapt to live with anything anywhere.

    “4 between 5” has a better scenario took place with an engineering and an artist. Using it to show how brilliant Indians are is stupid and super lame.

    • Saleemmk July 15, 2011 at 7:30 AM #

      Pure Racism!!!

      • Truthbitter January 8, 2012 at 9:46 AM #

        It’s not racism. if you go and see in their country you can see the truth,
        because of their cast system in Hinduism Indians tend to racist on black people and consider whites are superior creatures. I don’t care what they think but it would hurt a lot of people ,I’ve got black friends too so how would they think about me if I hang out with Indians? u see. so I always stay away from Indians.

    • Ali July 15, 2011 at 11:21 AM #

      @834ff330a026cfbbbb645a1760fc2117:disqus @abb249055208c7af4d35568e422dfd63:disqus Cool down guys. This is just a joke to enjoy not to show anyone’s superiority over others. The Best people in the sight of Allah are those who are God-fearing.

    • Khalidsaleem July 15, 2011 at 9:11 PM #

      Hi Maher Rajih,  mind your language. What is India and Indians whole world is has realized, only some stupid people out of jealous or frustation don’t.  Or may be they are but pretend not to be