Marriage It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters… Divorce Future tense of Marriage. Life Insurance A contract that keeps you poor all your life So that you can die rich. Father A banker provided by nature. Criminal A person no different from the rest ….except […]
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15 Funny & Meaningful Definitions
MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies more. CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people. CHICKEN: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead. TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction. SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time. DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed […]
Office Designations in Baby-Definitions — Very Funny
Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month. Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby. Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month. Client is the one who doesn’t know why he […]
Funny Definitions
1. Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other. 2. Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills. 3. Marriage: It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master […]