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The Kidnapped Boss

By on July 17, 2011 in ar, Jokes

Employees of a Company are all worried. Some are roaming around.

Some are in loud discussions during office time.

 Some Trainees, who had just joined, notice this and inquire about what happened, to a senior employee, they ask, “What’s going on?”

 “Terrorists have kidnapped our Boss” They’re asking for $10 Million ransom, otherwise they’re going to douse him with petrol and set him on fire. We’re going from desk to desk, taking collection.”

 One Trainee asks, “How much is everyone giving on an average?

 

 

The senior employee answers “About 1 litre.”

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22 Responses to The Kidnapped Boss

  1. aije May 15, 2013 at 7:59 PM #

    ask dat snr employee where their boss is, tho they might hv reason for abducting him. he is a boss to them, isn’t it?

  2. Sonah August 24, 2012 at 6:32 PM #

    In modern organisational systems leaders are required not bosses, teamspirit and understanding, not instructions and threats, to avoid a situation, albeit farfetched, like the one in this story and make your business prosper, and workers happy.

    • Abid December 30, 2014 at 3:38 PM #

      Best logical response to the joke was from you.

  3. MUHAMMAD MOAZZAM August 3, 2012 at 4:21 PM #

    Was the boss owner of some toilets, every one was contributing one liter, and of what. No no this is unfair.

  4. wasim May 7, 2012 at 12:58 PM #

    the man who was collecting petrol from all employees must be the next expected BOSS…

  5. sharif123 May 7, 2012 at 12:44 PM #

    Do you have this type boss either in personal life or professional life?

  6. Vikas sahu July 18, 2011 at 5:45 AM #

    Inteligent Eployees.

  7. Abier July 17, 2011 at 7:56 PM #

    haha it must be a very evil boss they have xD

  8. YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni July 17, 2011 at 7:20 PM #

    LOL love it, but to be honest not all Bosses deserve that, i might be a boss aome day lmao

  9. Junedayz July 17, 2011 at 6:59 PM #

    looool. some one hates their boss XD who knows maybe its petrol company ….

  10. Mohamoud July 17, 2011 at 6:36 PM #

    heheheehe :D.. man why is the relationship btw the boss and his employees  always like this?? .. liked the story thanks 🙂

  11. Shakabansh5 July 17, 2011 at 5:54 PM #

    Heeeeeeeeeee nothing at the End

  12. Mumtaz Talukdar July 17, 2011 at 3:53 PM #

    poor boss!

  13. Goldypearl July 17, 2011 at 3:47 PM #

    I ‘ll give them 10 liters

  14. Rami Y. Nasser July 17, 2011 at 2:22 PM #

    Very funny and very meaningful at the same time .

    You see this is what happens to you (boss,employee,clerk …… whatever yr job whatever yr position is) when you treat others with less respect or ill manners .

    ” What goes around comes around ” ……. this is a good lesson for everyone to treat others the same way they would like to be treated by others 😉

    Lovely moral ya Sara

    • Madan Mohan July 17, 2011 at 4:17 PM #

      Yes, Rami ! Agree to disagree with u !  [email protected]

  15. Sumiamad July 17, 2011 at 10:41 AM #

    jz mint let me calculated

  16. Duceysane July 17, 2011 at 9:04 AM #

    there is one thing that i don’t  understand in this story!
    is it that the Boss was a very bad to a such a level where his employees wanted to contribute to the fuel to burn him? or?

    is it that to pay such a money for ransom is impossible for the company and it easer to let him burn instead??

    • Dewi July 17, 2011 at 9:44 AM #

      You need to challenge your sense of humor 😉

      • mziyad July 17, 2011 at 9:53 AM #

        mmm…not that amusing.

    • Mumtaz Talukdar July 17, 2011 at 3:54 PM #

      good joke!

    • Mumtaz Talukdar July 17, 2011 at 3:54 PM #

      good joke!