The graduate with a Science degree asks, “Why does it work?” The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, “How does it work?” The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, “How much will it cost?” The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, “Do you want fries with that?” —————————————————————————————————————- There are four engineers traveling in […]
Archive | 2010
Education Jokes
The Ways to Grade the Final Exams: 1. Dept. of Statistics: All grades are plotted along the normal bell curve. 2. Dept. of Psychology: Students are asked to blot ink in their exam books, close them and turn them in. The professor opens the books and assigns the first grade that comes to mind. 3. […]
Mental Hospital
Javid and Zaki were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Javid suddenly jumped into the swimming pool and stayed there in the bottom. Zaki promptly jumped in to save him. He swam to the bottom of the pool and pulled Javid out. The Medical […]
Health Jokes – Cancer Jokes
Health/Cancer Joke A man isn’t feeling well, so he goes to see his doctor. The doctor examines him, and then asks to speak with his wife. The doctor tells his wife that her husband has cancer. The wife asks “can he be cured?”. The doctor replies “there’s a chance we can cure him with chemotherapy, […]
Medical Jokes – Is anybody in Room 19?
Mental Hospital A woman phones a mental hospital and asks the operator if there is anybody in Room 19. The operator goes and checks, and comes back to the phone, telling her that the room is empty. “Great,” says the woman. “That means I must have really escaped.”
Short Jokes by Johnny – Very Funny
1. A Teacher lecturing on population – In India after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid. Johnny stands up- we must find & stop her!. 2. Johnny-why r all these people running? Man– This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Johnny-If only the winner will get the cup, […]
Marriage Lesson – Joke
David had his wife Karen had just completed 35 years of married life. During a party, David was asked to by his friends the benefits of a being married for such long duration. “Tell us David, what have you learned from all these wonderful years with your wife?” David responds, “Well, I’ve learned that marriage is […]
Short Jokes – Fast Fun
Girl : Will you love me after marriage also? Boy : This depends on your husband, if he allows me. ————————————————– Doctor : Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills. Wife : When must I give them to him? Doctor : They are for you. ————————————————– Position of a […]
Indian Hell – Joke
A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes to the German hell and asks, “What do they do here?” He was told, “First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails […]
Did I Read The Sign Right? – Very Funny
Did I read that sign right? TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW In a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT In a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS In an office: WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR […]