Short Jokes – Fast Fun

Girl :    Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy :    This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
Doctor :  Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.
Wife :  When must I give them to him?
Doctor :  They are for you.
Position of a Husband Is just like a Split Air Conditioner
No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor He is designed to remain
Silent indoor…
“Husband is one who is the head of the family, but his wife is the neck,
and whichever way she turns, he goes.”
Why do most Indian women request God for the same husband in the next life?
Because efforts taken to train him in this life should not go waste!
Friend #1: Are you visiting us tomorrow? Do you need directions?
Friend #2: I’m all set. I have the address, a GPS, and a GPS override.
Friend #1: What’s a GPS override?
Friend #2: My wife.
Wife :You changed after marriage.
Husband: I’ve told you before that I am not interested in Married women

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8 Responses to Short Jokes – Fast Fun

  1. Dr.TJ July 3, 2015 at 5:07 PM #

    Salaams Sara & Ali
    Ramadaan Kareem – advance Eid Mubarak to you & all your wonderful team.

    >> ” Laughter is the best medicine ” <>> free !
    Keep up the good work going .
    Best wishes.

  2. Sonah October 4, 2012 at 5:58 PM #

    This reminds me of the old time classic:Among friends, the man says/”I’m the boss in the House”,and ina lower tone,”I have the permission of my wife to say so”

  3. Shohel Ahmed June 18, 2012 at 6:24 PM #

    Simply awesome!!!!!!!!!

    • Sara - Admin June 22, 2012 at 4:07 PM #

      Thanks Sohel.

  4. sharif123 June 17, 2012 at 11:14 PM #

    Sara, sometimes I feel you are not Ms. Sara but Mr. Saraf who is hitting the women below their belts. Anyway, jokes should be treated as jokes only. Indeed, they are quite funny.

    • Sara - Admin June 22, 2012 at 4:08 PM #

      Thanks Sharif! Enjoy!

  5. Kristy February 15, 2011 at 7:15 PM #

    lol soo funny
    hehehhe i like it

  6. mustafa m dodh November 18, 2010 at 2:14 PM #

    superb …!!!!!!