Health Jokes – Cancer Jokes

Health/Cancer Joke

A man isn’t feeling well, so he goes to see his doctor. The doctor examines him, and then asks to speak with his wife. The doctor tells his wife that her husband has cancer. The wife asks “can he be cured?”.

The doctor replies “there’s a chance we can cure him with chemotherapy, but you will need to take care of him every day for the next year — cooking all the meals, cleaning up the vomit, changing the bed pan, driving him to the hospital for daily treatments, and so on”.

When the wife comes out to the waiting room, the husband asks her what the doctor said. The wife answers “he said that you’re going to die”.

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4 Responses to Health Jokes – Cancer Jokes

  1. Arabella October 13, 2012 at 8:04 PM #

    My mum died of cancer(Allahi Rahmha) and I am ok with that joke.

  2. Naomiyoung124 September 15, 2011 at 4:19 PM #

    my dad has cancer……i thought the joke was funny and so does he, get over yourself…..

  3. Guest September 2, 2011 at 6:23 AM #

    Any jokes regarding serious illnesses are disgusting!  Most disrespectful towards any person and family having to deal with it!

  4. Mesothelioma Lawyers June 16, 2011 at 7:22 AM #

    This is just a joke then it is acceptable otherwise in reality people do everything.