Engineering Jokes

The graduate with a Science degree asks, “Why does it work?”
The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, “How does it work?”
The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, “How much will it cost?”
The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, “Do you want fries with that?”

There are four engineers traveling in a car; a mechanical engineer, a chemical, an electrical engineer and a computer engineer.The car breaks down.”Sounds to me as if the pistons have seized. We’ll have to strip down the engine before we can get the car working again”, says the mechanical engineer. “Well”, says the chemical engineer, “it sounded to me as if the fuel might be contaminated. I think we should clear out the fuel system. “I thought it might be an grounding problem”, says the electrical engineer, “or maybe a faulty plug lead.” They all turn to the computer engineer who has said nothing and say: “Well, what do you think?” “Ummm – how about if we all get out of the car and get back in again?”


2 Responses to Engineering Jokes

  1. saif June 2, 2012 at 9:51 AM #

    salam to every one !all thinking was good according to their knowledge.

  2. Ib July 2, 2011 at 4:17 PM #

    Very nice, I feel bad for the Liberal Arts graduate.