A cat came running round the corner heads straight to the meat shop and before the butcher could do anything takes a piece of meat in its mouth and runs away. The butcher run’s after the cat and catches it only to find out that the cat belongs to a lawyer. He goes to the […]
Archive | 2010
Husband & Wife – Emotional Story
A Wife and Husband were speeding over 100 kmph on a motorcycle Wife: Slow down. I am scared. Husband: No this is fun. Wife: No its not. Please, its too scary! Husband: Then tell me you love me. Wife: Fine, I love you. Slow down! (more…)
The Ideal Son – Great Joke
Ali: I have the Ideal son. Basit: Does he smoke? Ali: No, he doesn’t. Basit: Does he drink ? (more…)
How Apple a Day keeps the Doctor Away!
Patient: ‘Doctor, my hair keeps falling out. Have you got anything to keep it in?’ Doctor: ‘How about a cardboard box?’ ————————————- Q: Does an apple a day keep the doctor away? A: If you aim it well enough.
Expensive Doctor – Short Jokes
Expensive Doctor “The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks.” “And did he?” “Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the bill.” —————————————————————- Funny Patient “Doctor, please hurry. My son swallowed a razor-blade.” “Don’t panic, I’m coming immediately. Have you done anything yet?” “Yea, I shaved with the […]
Pharmacist & Lady – Short Jokes
Lady & Pharmacist Lady says to pharmacist: “Why does my prescription medication have 30 side effects?” Pharmacist replies: “Cause that’s all we’ve documented so far.” ———————————————————- Psychiatric Patients In a psychiatrist’s waiting room two patients are having a conversation. One says to the other, “Why are you here?” The second answers, “I’m King, so the […]
Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts – Joke
Doctor & Patient A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts.” The doctor asks, “What do you mean?” The man says, “When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee – OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts.” The doctor says, “I […]
Insurance Joke
Insurance salesman & Construction Worker An insurance salesman was getting nowhere in his efforts to sell a policy to a construction worker. “Look at it this way,” he said finally. “How would your wife carry on if you should die?” “Well . . .” said the construction worker, “I don’t reckon that’d be any concern of […]
Funny Lawyers
A bus load of lawyer were driving down a country road when all of a sudden the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer’s field. The old farmer after seeing what happened went over to investigate. He then proceeded to dig a hole and bury the lawyer. A […]
Computer Jokes
Indian Software Experts on Plane At a software conference in india, the participants were given an awkward question to answer. “If you had just boarded an airliner and discovered that your team of programmers had made the flight control software how many of you would leave from the plane immediately?” Among the forest of raised […]