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Expensive Doctor – Short Jokes

By on December 8, 2010 in Jokes

Expensive Doctor

“The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks.”
“And did he?”
“Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the bill.”

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Funny Patient

“Doctor, please hurry. My son swallowed a razor-blade.”
“Don’t panic, I’m coming immediately. Have you done anything yet?”
“Yea, I shaved with the electric razor.”

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24 Responses to Expensive Doctor – Short Jokes

  1. Fatima October 17, 2011 at 7:37 AM #

    not so funny sara

  2. Kareemzeshan October 17, 2011 at 7:36 AM #

    docters are crazzy fools he should had check the boy first .

  3. YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni September 29, 2011 at 1:56 AM #

    lmao doctors are always smart, they get into ur wallet too haa LOL 😀
    thanks

    • Abier September 29, 2011 at 6:21 AM #

      i know that doctors are smart! and it’s only because i’m going to be a doctor one day 😛

      • YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni September 29, 2011 at 6:30 PM #

        ok nevermind, i changed my mind, theyre silly nd stupid JKJK LOL :p
        haaa

        • Abier September 30, 2011 at 6:28 AM #

          arghhhhhh!! look at how you treat me yusef!!! :(:(:(:(
          you can say that when you need a doctor (ME =D) some day :b

          • YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni October 1, 2011 at 2:31 AM #

            haaa well i can always change my mind…so when i need u as my doctor id say they are the BEST nd also silly sometimes :DD lol

          • Abier October 1, 2011 at 8:20 AM #

            no you caaaan’t!!!! :(:(:(:(
            doctors ARE the best! :D:D

          • YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni October 1, 2011 at 5:20 PM #

            loool like at the moment i think “future” doctors are the best haaa 😛

          • Abier October 1, 2011 at 7:07 PM #

            because I’M the best :D:D:D:D:D

          • YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni October 1, 2011 at 7:53 PM #

            maybe..i cant confirm that jkjk loool :p

          • Abier October 1, 2011 at 7:54 PM #

            no…. BUT I CAN 😀

          • YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni October 2, 2011 at 5:09 PM #

            ok ok u r! hows that haa lmaoo :PP

          • Abier October 2, 2011 at 5:10 PM #

            hahahahaha good that you admitted that you also think that 😀
            just by being myself :i ^_^

  4. Abier September 28, 2011 at 2:13 PM #

    OMG is he worrying about SHAVING when his son has swallowed a razor-blade?! CRAZY MAN! just like YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni 😛

    • YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni September 29, 2011 at 1:55 AM #

      haaaaaaaaaa lmaoooooo silly Abier :p
      why would he even have it near his mouth in the first place lol

      • Abier September 29, 2011 at 6:20 AM #

        i’m not silly :'( muhahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa 😀
        because you’re stupid and you wouldn’t think about your son when you’re putting away the razor blade! jkjk xD

        • Aburafeykhan September 29, 2011 at 9:49 AM #

          Sweet conversation by both of u i love it

          • Abier September 29, 2011 at 10:16 AM #

            lol 😛
            this conversation is just like all our other conversations 😀

          • The sky. September 29, 2011 at 12:08 PM #

            it funny to chat on this sit about funny story

          • Abier September 29, 2011 at 1:29 PM #

            yeah hehehe 😀

        • YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni September 29, 2011 at 6:31 PM #

          haaaa lol
          no becuase i dnt shave at home, nd i wont just that no one can get hurt nd blame it on me like Abier :)) haaa lmaoo

          • Abier September 29, 2011 at 6:56 PM #

            so what! i wan’t to blame everything on you 😀 rofl

          • YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni October 1, 2011 at 2:19 AM #

            haaaa “plz dnt put the blame on me! 😛
            lol its a song btw but insha allah i stop listening to songs AND anasheeds too