Lady & Pharmacist
Lady says to pharmacist: “Why does my prescription medication have 30 side effects?”
Pharmacist replies: “Cause that’s all we’ve documented so far.”
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Psychiatric Patients
In a psychiatrist’s waiting room two patients are having a conversation. One says to the other, “Why are you here?”
The second answers, “I’m King, so the doctor told me to come here.”
The first is curious and asks, “How do you know that you’re King?”
The second responds, “Angel told me I was.”
At this point, a patient on the other side of the room shouts, “NO I DIDN’T!”
thee guys were in the insane hospital but these guys think they are not insane, because they act different from the other insane patients in the hospital, thinking and dealing with thier doctors in very ideal way.
finaly these three guys made plan to leave the insane hospital and they decided to wait until after mid night when every one goes to sleep.
after mid night they sneaked out to the main gate of the insane hospital and when they reached the main gate they did not find any guard at the gate, at that point, they all shouted,, ohh, our plan was failed. then, they returned back to the hospital.
(( are they really not insane)?
Funny ! Of course they are insane
(title)NICE JOKE.
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very nice joke
Glad you liked it Khalil.
not funny but its very funny…hhahahahahah
funny comment.
Oooh this is funny
Glad you enjoyed!!
LOL, but the name Angel is nice actually, but how would she hear the other patient from the other side?
True to the enviornment”,that’s the State Of Mind “.
However,Good Humour.
very nice one
Very funny
lolz………………………………….so funny
Hahahahahahaha very funny :))